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Steve, sitting down o under an oak tree, saw an apple drop. He picked it up, and ate it. Then he realized, where does the apple exactly come from. (Nope, no gravity) He looked up and saw a tree. He saw apples on the tree. Steve wondered how exactly the apple got there. Steve's first theory; Hereobrine puts them there. Steve quickly realized that Herobrine is a myth, and that, that's a dull life he's got. So Steve stared intensely at the tree, until a leave full into his eye. On the leave he saw little marks in them, and saw lines and other interesting details. Steve took it too his house and looked at it. Then he noticed on his little plant next to him that it looked different. He picked that one up and put it next o to the other one and saw that it looked different. Steve looked at his own body and didn't see any of the markings. Steve tried to figure out all these mysteries, but it became too late and went to sleep. The next morning when he decided to look at the leaves, they were both dead. Steve was confused, and angry. A fellow neighbor wanted to know what Steve was so ticked at. What he found out it was a leaf, he outburst o º laughing making Steve annoyed. Steve was kinda use to this, but that someone HAD to tell all the other people and Steve couldn't leave o his house without being picked on. Steve $pent most of his time inside looking at leaves and experimenting. This went on for 4o ¼1/3 weeks with no results until Steve dropped the leaf under his drinking glass and realized that the leaf grew to him. He picked it up and saw it was normal. He put it back under and it was big again. Steve soon got a whole bunch of glass and layered it on top of the leaf, Steve soon looked at it and saw little blocks. (No seriously, plant cells look like blocks.) Steve took out and inkalicious ink sac with a quill and began writing all this down o . He put more glass on the leaf and saw some balls, and giant ball, some ovals, and... more balls°°..°... Steve took all this to note and tried showing it to the other people. People took one glance and saw balls everywhere and knew, or so thought, that there isn't such things all balls in minecraft. So they declared Steve a crazy lunatic and Steve went mad, he went to a Jr. Mod and showed him the discovery of these things. The mod said "Prove it to me in my face o »." So Steve got glass and showed that he was made of balls and in those balls were balls. The mod saw this and showed other mods and they were impressed. :] They didn't really know what to do, so they had to leave it alone. :{ Steve was quite annoyed and the others were still mocking him. Steve decided he was some how going to make a diamond not found in the ground. Steve worked hours for days taking resources and others items. Steve mushed and mixed and pressed until he got a new rock. Steve decided to show this demonstration to his neighbors. They all showed up just to see Steve make a mockery of himself. As Steve started out he began the order to make the new rock. They were all expecting a terrible result, but got the yellow-green rock instead. Some guy who purely has full hatred towards Steve decided to light the rock on fire with a bow from the audience. As the rock caught on fire, Steve dropped it and ran. o He announced he has no idea what happens if it catches on fire.Everyone panicked and ran. Not so long after that announcement, there was a loud noise and a giant gaping abyss and 25,691 people at spawn. As people returned to what use to be their house and only saw a one way hole to hell. They all looked at Steve and blamed it on him. Steve quite extremely annoyed went to go find another place while trying to escape people at spawn killing him. STEVE TRIED! OK! SO DON'T HATE HIM!

Soooo, yup. Science. Is. Not. For. Minecraft. Any feedback, hate comments, scientific remarks, or phrases, share you mind below. And, balls make up our life. (Perverts)
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CreditPYTHEGREON THEOREM! FIND THE DAMN HYPOTENUSE!
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09/02/2013 6:33 pm
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Lord Minecraft
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My brAIN IZ BROKEN
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05/07/2013 4:43 pm
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Creamyman
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this isnt science -_- its math dude. that equation is y=x^2
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05/07/2013 4:47 pm
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but its still science. minecraft science :P
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05/07/2013 4:44 pm
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Set_46-Give_51
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That's just the picture... and besides, Math is a form of Science.
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05/07/2013 5:04 pm
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Creamyman
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lol your profile pic says set 64 and your username says set 46
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05/07/2013 6:12 pm
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Set_46-Give_51
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So that's why it looks wrong! (This is embarrassing...) [At least it took one minute to fix]
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05/07/2013 7:08 pm
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Creamyman
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lolZ
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05/07/2013 5:04 pm
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true true
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05/06/2013 9:30 pm
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diamond
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05/06/2013 9:32 pm
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Set_46-Give_51
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No, Parabola-Like-Diamond!
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