This story is half-real, half-fake

Monday
I went out to chop some wood for my Furnace
After I chopped the wood, I went to get my Tamed Wolves to find food
I have 15 Tamed Wolves, so it was easy to get food
When I came back with my Tamed Wolves, I putted them back into the Wolf Pen and walked to the farm to check on my Pigs, Cows, Chickens, etc

As I reached my farm, I saw that a bunch of grass had grown around the farm
So I used my hand to destroy all the Grass
I had a bunch of Seeds from the Grass, so I went into the farm and breed my Chickens

By the time I reached home, it was night
I spotted a Creeper near my house about to explode
I quickly ran into my house before thee Creeper got me and slammed to door
Then the Creeper exploded and destroyed my house

Tuesday
I fixed my house and went to mine for some ores
When I walked out of my mine, it was dark
Time had passed so fast while I was underground
I spotted another Creeper near my house and ran towards it with Sword drawn
But some Zombies got to me first and punched me back

I killed the first zombie, but the rest two zombies punched me again and I died
I respawned back in my house, the Creeper saw me and it exploded and destroyed my house...again

Wednesday-Saturday
Creeper explodes and destroys my house, again and again

Sunday
I got so angry until I made TNTs explode
I just finished fixing my house and I made it explosion-ressistant
I waited until night, creeper comes it sees me and explodes
House is not destroyed, YAY!!!

Next morning, I celebrate with Fireworks and Cake and Raining TNTs
One of the TNTs dropped on my head and I die