You know me as Herobrine. The griefer, serial killer, thief, etc. Well, you know what? IT'S FAKE! I'm actually a nice guy! All the stuff people say about me and what I do, I have an explanation!

The "Random" 2x2 Tunnels: Haven't you ever heard of mining?
Sand Pyramids in the Ocean: Is it me, or is Minecraft about building things?
The Trees with No Leaves on them: I like making houses out of leaves.
Stealing, Griefing and Killing: Dude, that's just some other guy who had plastic surgery and named himself Herobrine. Well, he has broken the world record who "most crimes."
The "Stalking: Hey, I like to see what people are doing. Then when they approach me, I think they might want to see what I've built. For some reason they never follow me...

So there you have it. I'm a nice guy! Not the "fog monster" or whatever. I hope I cleared up some stuff.