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Umbreon finally takes a shower

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Bomzardragon's Avatar Bomzardragon
Level 24 : Expert Pokemon
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Raymond: BUT I HATE SHOWERS!
UL54: Well, eating fruit all the time desn't make you any cleaner. You smell like a Stunktank.
Raymond: You barely have a nose. And those hands don't even reach the soap bar.
UL54: That's what everybody thinks. Go take a shower, NOW!
Raymond: If I do, can I then go home and get in bed with-
UL54: No! Absolutely not! NEVER! EVER!
Raymond: Okay then dammit. *gets in shower and hums*
UL54: Make sure you wash behind your ears.
Raymond: *ignores and keeps humming*
UL54: And wash that dirt off your body.
Raymond:Can you please just Shut UP!!!
UL54: Excuse me?
Raymond: *throws a shadow ball at latios out the bathroom*
Ul54: *reflects and makes shower water seriouzly hawt*
Raymond: This is hot.....*breathes fast* oh this is hot.....oh this is damn hot. OH sh*t!
UL54: heheheheheh......
Raymond: *continues to look at mirror* I AM HAWT!
UL54: Wtf....
Raymond:*gets out shower and dries himself* I'm done. Now it's ur turn.
UL54: *gets thrown into other shower by raymond and faints from the rly hot water*
Raymond: This is why I nao love showers!
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