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Why I am awesome.

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MonkeyMoney101's Avatar MonkeyMoney101
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Well, you ask, all these awesome people blogs. What about me? You say? Well this is what about me.
I am awesome because, BUM BUM BUM. I can rhyme *Diddly op*, just on time *shoopity dop*. I like to draw *boop* draw it all *shoop* and I can DAAAANCE *Touchdown dance* OH!!!! When I talk about wafflez , I get teh chillz. When I upload a new skin, I get teh thrillz.
I am devilishly handsome, and can juggle 2 things at a time!!! THAT DIDN'T RHYME!!!! Buy me some limes!!
Rat a tat tat, I am a bat....MAN.....spider man Kissed a lamb and I am not talking about why I'm awesome anymore!!Answer the door!!!
*Song genre changes from doo-wop to rap* Monkey in da house fool, I got a waffle tool. Smack talk me, get a bow-staff in the face. Mess with my buddies and deal with my mace. I got mad skillz, I'm teh monkey king. You got whacked by the branch on which I just swing.
*Genre changes again to pop* Baby baby baby OHH.
*Back to rap* That sucked I never listen to songs in the 2000s, mess with me and see why I like almonds. Trianglez, wafflez, bacon stripz, they all end with Z. I hate you if you spam near me.

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Blender
12/31/2011 5:19 pm
Level 64 : High Grandmaster Pyro
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Monkey, you silly. foo got milly sayed the tooky.
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MCvipond1
12/24/2011 11:56 am
Level 36 : Artisan Archer
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Why are there none of these for me Monkey? jk, jk. I'm not awesome
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Theodor488
12/23/2011 11:13 pm
Level 31 : Artisan Theorist
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lolz
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