derby:how's life
me:good. you?
derby:weird
me:lets do 1v1 like always.
d: sure
m: GETZA WOMBO COMBOED
d: NO UUUU
m: YOU REACH HACK SIR IM TEN BLOCK AWAY
d: NO YOU HACK YOU GET 15 CPS
m: WELL HOW U DODGING ALL MY SHOTS
d: u nooob
m: DIEEEE
(MJ_mcMaster has won this round.)
d: HAXXXXX
m: no.
(gets hit until half a heart while derby has full)
m: GET MUI'D!!!!
d: what's that-
(hits a million times dodging all his stuff)
(MJ_mcMaster has won this round.)
d: NOOOOOOOO
m: well-
m: LAGS LAGS NOOOO
(derbyob_ has won this round)
m: oh, one more and i win-
DERBYOB_ WINS!!!

M: NIUUUUUU


M: skywars?
D: sure.

M: i'll get the chest at the top, and i have the jester kit.
D: I'll get bottom-
M: HE HAXXX HE HAXXXX
D: BRUHHH HE ONE SHOT MEEEE
M: IMMA REPORT HIM
D: GO FOR IT!!!

M:bedwars duo?
D: yeah.
M: spam team cyan (aqua in hypixel)
D: cyan is super cyan
M: SUPER CYAN IS SUPER SAIYAN
YELLOW IS JELLO

LIME IS LAME
BLUE IS COOL

RED IS RAD
BLACK HAS A LACK OF RESOURCES


WHITE HAS NO LIGHT
PINK IS MINK

(random guy); f**k b****
M; yah report that guy.
D: toootally.