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Chibawkia
As I was going home from exploring, I found an obsidian wall. For some reason, there was a zombie and some skeletons wearing pumpkins, along with some creepers, standing next to it. The skeletons were holding splash potions of poison, and one of the zombies was placing ladders up the wall. I cautiously approached them.
A skeleton turned to face me, and a chat message appeared:
"<Lesto> Stay back. We'd rather not waste time attacking you, but, if necessary, we can overwhelm you."
"What are you doing?" I asked.
"We're attacking Chibawkia, of course," Lesto said.
"Why? And what's Chibawkia?"
"Dr. Chibawk started this city, but he only lets endermen and his other agents in. In fact, they have spawners from dungeons and farm skeletons and zombies, and they hunt creepers just so they can put on firework shows! So we're attacking them."
The zombie stopped placing ladders two blocks from the top of the wall and started building a dirt platform next to the top of the ladder. Monsters began climbing the ladder.
"Hey," I said. "Could I borrow a pumpkin--which will hopefully stop the endermen from noticing me--and go inside? Maybe I could find something out that would be useful to you."
"I suppose so..." said Lesto. "But if you attack us, we will kill you." He dropped a pumpkin toward me, and I put it on. Lesto started climbing the ladder, and I followed.
When all the skeletons were on the platform, they suddenly, all at once, jumped up and threw their splash potions over the wall. The zombie placed water on top of it, and creepers started swimming over the wall. I followed them. As I went over the wall, I noticed that there was a shadow with no discernible source covering the city.
Endermen started appearing and attacking the monsters. Fortunately, the pumpkin seemed to work, and they left me alone.
I fell into the water on the other side of the wall, then quickly walked away, careful to avoid the creepers, which were now exploding.
As I walked through the houses, which seemed taller than normal--to accommodate the three block tall endermen, of course--I saw some familiar buildings: MooTech, Rana's Froggy Clothing Shop, and...well, this one was sort of familiar. It was a small sandstone pyramid, covered in vines, and surrounded by two block tall vine-covered redstone lamp structures. There was a jungle tree next to it, and it had banners on it saying "Viney Tacos."
The vines and lamps reminded me of Viney Food, but the pyramid and word "taco" made me think of a book I found several months ago:
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My Friend TacoMan by Happyguy
My friend TacoMan lives in a desert temple! I met him when I was exploring!
Inside the temple, there was a lever with a sign by it that said "Don't flip this lever!"
I thought, "That's obviously a trick, so that people won't find the secret entrance to some diamonds or something!"
So I flipped it.
Some netherrack appeared, with a sign that said "Light the netherrack to complete the ritual."
A ritual! Cool!
So I lit the netherrack, and TacoMan appeared!
He ran toward me, swinging a sword, so I ran and hid, and started writing this.
But I'm sure he'll be my best friend when I explain that I wouldn't steal his diamonds!
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I went into Viney Tacos.
The Vineman was there, along with a player who looked like Steve with a taco as a head-- TacoMan, probably.
"DARN!" said the Vineman. "WE'RE OUT OF POISONOUS POTATO TACOS! HANG ON, I'LL GO GET SOME MORE."
The Vineman ran out of the room.
"Craftykids," whispered TacoMan. "Entity 303 told me about you."
"Entity 303? Do you work for him?"
"Maybe..." said TacoMan.
"Spying, perhaps?" I asked.
Before TacoMan could answer, the Vineman came back.
"WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? ATTACK HIM!"
Poisonous potatoes appeared everywhere, and TacoMan came at me with a sword.
I ran from the restaurant, and TacoMan ran after me. The endermen, seeming to notice me for the first time, attacked me too. I couldn't escape them all, and I died.
A skeleton turned to face me, and a chat message appeared:
"<Lesto> Stay back. We'd rather not waste time attacking you, but, if necessary, we can overwhelm you."
"What are you doing?" I asked.
"We're attacking Chibawkia, of course," Lesto said.
"Why? And what's Chibawkia?"
"Dr. Chibawk started this city, but he only lets endermen and his other agents in. In fact, they have spawners from dungeons and farm skeletons and zombies, and they hunt creepers just so they can put on firework shows! So we're attacking them."
The zombie stopped placing ladders two blocks from the top of the wall and started building a dirt platform next to the top of the ladder. Monsters began climbing the ladder.
"Hey," I said. "Could I borrow a pumpkin--which will hopefully stop the endermen from noticing me--and go inside? Maybe I could find something out that would be useful to you."
"I suppose so..." said Lesto. "But if you attack us, we will kill you." He dropped a pumpkin toward me, and I put it on. Lesto started climbing the ladder, and I followed.
When all the skeletons were on the platform, they suddenly, all at once, jumped up and threw their splash potions over the wall. The zombie placed water on top of it, and creepers started swimming over the wall. I followed them. As I went over the wall, I noticed that there was a shadow with no discernible source covering the city.
Endermen started appearing and attacking the monsters. Fortunately, the pumpkin seemed to work, and they left me alone.
I fell into the water on the other side of the wall, then quickly walked away, careful to avoid the creepers, which were now exploding.
As I walked through the houses, which seemed taller than normal--to accommodate the three block tall endermen, of course--I saw some familiar buildings: MooTech, Rana's Froggy Clothing Shop, and...well, this one was sort of familiar. It was a small sandstone pyramid, covered in vines, and surrounded by two block tall vine-covered redstone lamp structures. There was a jungle tree next to it, and it had banners on it saying "Viney Tacos."
The vines and lamps reminded me of Viney Food, but the pyramid and word "taco" made me think of a book I found several months ago:
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My Friend TacoMan by Happyguy
My friend TacoMan lives in a desert temple! I met him when I was exploring!
Inside the temple, there was a lever with a sign by it that said "Don't flip this lever!"
I thought, "That's obviously a trick, so that people won't find the secret entrance to some diamonds or something!"
So I flipped it.
Some netherrack appeared, with a sign that said "Light the netherrack to complete the ritual."
A ritual! Cool!
So I lit the netherrack, and TacoMan appeared!
He ran toward me, swinging a sword, so I ran and hid, and started writing this.
But I'm sure he'll be my best friend when I explain that I wouldn't steal his diamonds!
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I went into Viney Tacos.
The Vineman was there, along with a player who looked like Steve with a taco as a head-- TacoMan, probably.
"DARN!" said the Vineman. "WE'RE OUT OF POISONOUS POTATO TACOS! HANG ON, I'LL GO GET SOME MORE."
The Vineman ran out of the room.
"Craftykids," whispered TacoMan. "Entity 303 told me about you."
"Entity 303? Do you work for him?"
"Maybe..." said TacoMan.
"Spying, perhaps?" I asked.
Before TacoMan could answer, the Vineman came back.
"WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? ATTACK HIM!"
Poisonous potatoes appeared everywhere, and TacoMan came at me with a sword.
I ran from the restaurant, and TacoMan ran after me. The endermen, seeming to notice me for the first time, attacked me too. I couldn't escape them all, and I died.
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Great stories, great stories! More! More! also, with enough images of all these chibawkia places, can I make a chibawkia map?
Thanks! Yeah, I should get around to writing some more stuff down... (If you haven't looked at it, though, you could check out my Dr. Chibawk blog, which contains all of the encounters I've written about, including a few smaller ones that I didn't post on PMC.)
For the map, do you mean that you'd need more images than are in this story? I don't have any other images to show where stuff is located, and I don't really know what most of Chibawkia looks like, but if I thought about it a bit I might be able to tell you the locations of some of the places I saw while I was going toward Viney Tacos.
But yeah, making some sort of map of Chibawkia would be completely fine! You can also feel free to just put things in whatever places seem right to you, without asking me. I don't mind at all if people make things based on these stories--actually, a lot of the things I've encountered I first learned about from other people posting about them; for example, there used to be a pretty popular thread about the Vineman, and the araknids seem similar to this creature.
For the map, do you mean that you'd need more images than are in this story? I don't have any other images to show where stuff is located, and I don't really know what most of Chibawkia looks like, but if I thought about it a bit I might be able to tell you the locations of some of the places I saw while I was going toward Viney Tacos.
But yeah, making some sort of map of Chibawkia would be completely fine! You can also feel free to just put things in whatever places seem right to you, without asking me. I don't mind at all if people make things based on these stories--actually, a lot of the things I've encountered I first learned about from other people posting about them; for example, there used to be a pretty popular thread about the Vineman, and the araknids seem similar to this creature.
He is an Idio!!
I'm waiting for some idiot to comment with the word ,"FAKE".
Well, looks like you just said it.
oops, guess I'm an idiot now
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im luvin it
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LOL your stories are always hilarious
Wow, now thats a creepy pasta.
HerobrinebusterLOL your stories are always hilarious