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Corrupt a Wish! [Game]
awesomedude1226
Histor the Noob
Heres the game:
Poster 1: I wish I had pie
Poster 2: Granted, but it explodes when you eat it. I wish I had a computer...
Poster 3: Granted, but when you plug it in, it inplodes and creates a black hole
So you say "Granted, But [The bad part]" then you make a wish. Here we go!
I wish for level 1000 on PMC.
Poster 1: I wish I had pie
Poster 2: Granted, but it explodes when you eat it. I wish I had a computer...
Poster 3: Granted, but when you plug it in, it inplodes and creates a black hole
So you say "Granted, But [The bad part]" then you make a wish. Here we go!
I wish for level 1000 on PMC.
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Granted, but it causes a paradox because if you never went here, you wouldn't have wished this wish to never go here, etc etc.
I wish for a pet Sylveon.
I wish for a pet Sylveon.
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Granted, But It You Thought It was Real But It Wasn't
I Wish I didn't Go Here.
I Wish I didn't Go Here.
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Granted, but every time you use your powers, your life span decreases by 2 years.
I wish to be the Avatar.
I wish to be the Avatar.
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Granted but you can only control the shadow of fire.
I wish that I could control time.
I wish that I could control time.
1
Granted, but every skin you make gets stolen by some random person and you can never figure out who it is.
I wish I could control Fire and Shadow.
I wish I could control Fire and Shadow.
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(My wish was that someone got the joke)
Granted but it evolves into specified Sylveon immediately.
I wish that I was better at skinning
Granted but it evolves into specified Sylveon immediately.
I wish that I was better at skinning
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I get it.
You are now a Magikarp because you didn't make a wish.
I wish for a pet Eevee.
You are now a Magikarp because you didn't make a wish.
I wish for a pet Eevee.
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Granted, but it's totally sassy and disobeys you by trolling people on YouTube.
...
I wish someone got that joke
...
I wish someone got that joke
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A wish left ungranted.
I wish for a pet Sylveon.
I wish for a pet Sylveon.
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I wish for nothing.
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Granted, but it has a 50% chance of exploding each time you use it. Only the burritos are perfect.
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Granted, but it's human is still living.
I wish for a perfect burrito machine.
I wish for a perfect burrito machine.
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Granted, but it's poisonous.
I wish for a SOUL.
I wish for a SOUL.
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Granted, but they're poisonous
I wish for chocolate
I wish for chocolate
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Granted, but someone is jealous of you and steals your account.
I wish for potatoes.
I wish for potatoes.
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Granted, but death.
I wish to win the D2A I entered
I wish to win the D2A I entered
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Granted, but all of your art is stolen by a hacker and you have no way of retrieving it.
I wish for life.
I wish for life.
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Granted, but you then are grounded and have to sit in your room for a week.
I wish for a Paint Tool SAI licence
I wish for a Paint Tool SAI licence
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Granted, but it's also a bomb and will explode after 5 uses.
I wish to not have detention. (First ever, too. Friggen sucks.)
I wish to not have detention. (First ever, too. Friggen sucks.)
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Granted but it bites and scratches you constantly and you hate it but can't get rid of it.
I wish for a 3D printer that works and can print whatever I want
I wish for a 3D printer that works and can print whatever I want
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Granted, but it can only print tiny cute cardboard cats.
I wish I could have a cat.
I wish I could have a cat.
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Granted, but you lose your ocarina
I wish for a 3D Printer
I wish for a 3D Printer
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Granted, but the costume breaks during Comic Expo, causing mass humiliation for you.
I wish I could actually play the ocarina well. (Yes, I have an ocarina.)
I wish I could actually play the ocarina well. (Yes, I have an ocarina.)
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Granted, but it's all the Dat Boi meme
I wish for no parts of my costume to get lost or broken before Comic Expo
I wish for no parts of my costume to get lost or broken before Comic Expo
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Granted, but it Rick-rolls you for 1 hour before the episode actually begins.
I wish for memes a-plenty.
I wish for memes a-plenty.
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Granted, but you can only play the demo using only a Caterpie.
I wish I could watch the next episode of Pokemon XYZ now.
I wish I could watch the next episode of Pokemon XYZ now.
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Granted, but it's too tiny to use!
I wish for Pokemon Sun and Pokemon Moon.
I wish for Pokemon Sun and Pokemon Moon.
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Granted, but it constantly falls on you since it's so top-heavy
I wish for a super tiny sketchbook for animations/videos
I wish for a super tiny sketchbook for animations/videos
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Granted, but it's stuff you don't need.
I wish for an Alolan Exeggutor. (Just cause it's hilarious.)
I wish for an Alolan Exeggutor. (Just cause it's hilarious.)
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Granted, but the only pokemon you can catch ever is Alolan Exeggutor.
I wish for stuff
I wish for stuff
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Granted, but they're all salty haters.
I wish for Pokemon Sun and Moon. (All I can really play to get a Pokemon experience is Pokemon Brick Bronze, a fangame on Roblox.)
I wish for Pokemon Sun and Moon. (All I can really play to get a Pokemon experience is Pokemon Brick Bronze, a fangame on Roblox.)
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Granted, but you suddenly suck in math really badly.
I wish for watchers on dA
(I hate history too)
I wish for watchers on dA
(I hate history too)
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Granted, but they're never satisfied and steal your work.
I wish for better skills in History. (I hate History.)
I wish for better skills in History. (I hate History.)
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Granted, but then another one starts right away.
I wish for someone to buy my adoptables on dA
I wish for someone to buy my adoptables on dA
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Granted, but you never make the right thing.
I wish for this storm to end now.
I wish for this storm to end now.
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Granted, but every website is down forever.
I wish for skills in paper mache
I wish for skills in paper mache
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Granted, but it all gets replaced by Justin Beiber and a screaming goat.
I wish for Wi-Fi with no lag.
I wish for Wi-Fi with no lag.
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Granted, but you soon become least famous on the internet
don't ask me how that would work out xD
I wish to listen to more music in my lifetime.
don't ask me how that would work out xD
I wish to listen to more music in my lifetime.
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Granted, but then something worse happens afterwards
I wish for more favourites on dA
I wish for more favourites on dA
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Granted, but they're all Celebration Magikarps.
I wish for something good to happen.
I wish for something good to happen.
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Granted, but it;s ugly.
I wish for pokemon cards
I wish for pokemon cards
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Granted, but your newfound popularity draws a hacker who uses your account to post David Duke memes and trump advertisements, plummeting trumps campaign and shortly after he loses plummeting your popularity into the ground, permanently ending your tumblr life.
I wish for a profile avatar.
I wish for a profile avatar.
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Granted, but it's one of those joke AUs
I wish for my posts on tumblr to get more likes and views and stuff
I wish for my posts on tumblr to get more likes and views and stuff
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Granted, but since this wish rushes her, they're all poorly made.
I wish for someone to recommend an Undertale AU to me.
I wish for someone to recommend an Undertale AU to me.
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Granted, but it deteriorated in quality very steeply.
I wish that Doodle Date posted videos more often
I wish that Doodle Date posted videos more often
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Granted, but you once again put it in the oven, but this time at 1000F, burning your house down.
I wish that the "Half-Hearted Dreemurs" AU didn't end.
I wish that the "Half-Hearted Dreemurs" AU didn't end.
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Granted, but you age really really fast
I wish for my mask to not end up getting messed up ever
I wish for my mask to not end up getting messed up ever
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Granted, but you are now surrounded by Temmies (Which you're allergic to!) since you didn't make a wish.
I wish to be immune to all diseases.
I wish to be immune to all diseases.
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Granted, but annoying dog appears and gives you a different disease
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Granted, but you must sing all the time or you will explode. (ASDF Movie 9 reference. )
I wish to be immune to all diseases that Temmies carry.
I wish to be immune to all diseases that Temmies carry.
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