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Funny/Interesting Cleverbot Conversations
puzzlelover100
If anyone here has ever heard of CleverBot, they can see how a very funny/interesting/etc. conversation can ensue.
Post your Cleverbot conversation here for all to see, like so:
You: Greetings. I am not to disclose information about myself. Now tell me, where is the orb?
Stranger: Haha.
Stranger: what a strange indotruction.
Stranger: introduction*
Stranger: apologies, bandage on my left hand
Stranger: O_o
You: Where is the orb?
Stranger: Sorry, that's information i'm not certified to disclose.
Stranger: Have at it with my superiors?
You: *gives you 400 coins*
You: Where?
Stranger: I can't be bribed.
Stranger: i'm no crooked cop.
You: Fighting is very unkind, and I'm sure that my give to you can ensure that the red orb will become mine.
You: *gives you 200 more coins*
Stranger: You wish to fight for this red orb?
Stranger: What is this strange thing anyways?
Stranger: I've got it in my possession.
Stranger: But you seem so keen i think i might just keep it for myself.
Stranger: comprende?
You: I need it to help the resistance.
You: With it's powers, we can get into the Castle.
Stranger: *hands red orb*
Stranger: fair enough.
You: There are others like it.
Stranger: you've earned it.
Stranger: 600 coins will do nicely.
You: Do you wish to help me find the other 2?
Stranger: there's more?
Stranger: -.-'
You: If we can give the resistance the 3 orbs, we can finally overthrow the tyrannt king.
Stranger: what mystical power do the orbs hold?
Stranger: Why not just 2?
Stranger: do they work in unisonn?
You: The red orb is of the Sun. The green orb is of the earth, and the blue orb is of the waters.
You: In union, they are almighty.
Stranger: I will steal these orbs of yours.
Stranger: and destroy them.
You: I am on my way to retrive the Green Orb. D you wish to join me?
Stranger: Kay.
You: *Do
Stranger: But i'm keeping it.
You: Once, the king is destroyed, we will all live in peace.
You: Once they are used, you may keep the blue one. Fair?
Stranger: *destroys king*
Stranger: There.
Stranger: deed's done.
Stranger: gimme my orb.
You: Wake up, you were dreaming. It's not that easy.
You: *gives you iron sword* *gives you leather armor* *gives you fire ring*
You: Come with me.
Stranger: Mkay.
Stranger: lead the way
You: *leaves house*
Stranger: you're an oddball.
You: There are two paths in front of us, a left and a right. Which one do we travel on?
Stranger: Left.
Stranger: always left.
You: (I have a huge imagination, I'm making this stuff up as I go along. Join if you wish.)
Stranger: silly gewz.
You: *goes left*
You: I see a troll, hide behind the tree!
You: *hides*
You: *whispers* Let's stealth kill it. Use you're ring to shot a fire ball at it.
Stranger: I can use fireballs?
Stranger: :O
Stranger: Why didn't you tell me that earlier.
Stranger: *zaps troll*
You: Time out. This is a story we make up along as we go. Use your imagination.
You: Time in.
You: Good shot.
You: Tell me, what was your name young one?
You: Call me Orfric the Wise
Stranger: Oh gosh.
Stranger: i can't keep up no more.
Stranger: I'm getting tired.
Stranger: twas a laugh though.
You: Time out. Imagination never rests. If you want to dsconnect from me, that's cool.
You: many lulz indeed :3
You: whenever i try this with other people, they disconnect alot
You: noobs :3
Stranger: Nope.
Stranger: refusing to disconnect.
Stranger: Where'd you hail from?
Stranger: gots to ask.
You: USA
You: Want to keep playing?
Stranger: i'd rather listen
Stranger: to the creative monologue
You: I'll try my best to go solo, but it's not as fun.
Stranger: Now, how old are you?
Stranger: Because i'm 18, and my imagination has run completely dry.
You: Actually, I did a similar thing with cleverbot. Wanna get the whole story?
You: (hs)
Stranger: Yush
You: yes?
Stranger: that's a yes.
Stranger: yes.
You: To be honest, the only way I gave give you the whole thing is for you to give me your email and let me sent it to you. Try 10-minuet-mail.com to make one ast and give it to me.
You: Then i'll send it to you.
Stranger: That so?
Stranger: Gosh
Stranger: that seems costly.
Stranger: in time.
Stranger: Let's pass the frivolity then
You: I just realized you were just about to give ur email to a stranger :3
You: I get your prespective.
You: It's cool bro.
You: anything else that needs to be said?
Stranger: Hmm...
Stranger: You a writer?
Stranger: I'd peg you for a writer.
Stranger: Emails to strangers.
Stranger: been there, done that.
Stranger: haven't been bit yet.
You: I have a huge imagination is all.
You: Still, wanna see what I wrote to the cleverbot earlier today?
Stranger: Email thing makes me queazy.
Stranger: perhaps because you're insisted.
Stranger: gotta be sly about it, man.
Stranger: else the stranger gets smart to it
You: I'll try to copy and paste it here.
You: Fair?
Stranger: Saucesome.
Stranger: that works out just fine.
You: cool, just wait a minuet or two.
You: you might have to scroll back to see it all.
You: now for the copying and pasting part
Stranger: mhm.
Stranger: How long is it, might i ask?
You: i'll give it to you in parts
Stranger: Gosh
Stranger: you know what.
Stranger: this won't work
Stranger: I gotta sleep, as it happens.
Stranger: everyday
You: Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?
Cleverbot (To myself): Myself.
Cleverbot (To myself): What about yourself are you thinking about?
Cleverbot (To myself): I think you're pretty.
User: Tell me a riddle.
Cleverbot: A riddle.
User: Yes, tell me a riddle.
Cleverbot: You tell me a riddle.
User: You tell me one first.
Cleverbot: No you first.
User: I didn't hear a please.
Cleverbot: Yes you did. I said tell me a story please.
User: There was a man who lived to be a hundred years old ho, all his life, lived on a carrot farm.
Cleverbot: No a different story I don't like that one.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: I'm tired.
Stranger: i run into some interesting stranger.
Stranger: Hahahha.
Stranger: Gosh that was kinda entertaining.
You: tell me when you are ready to see the next part.
Stranger: I'm afraid i'll never be.
Stranger: you've blown my mind to smithereens.
Stranger: Have a good day, i must sleep!
This may not be from CleverBot, but I put it in as an example.
Post your Cleverbot conversation here for all to see, like so:
You: Greetings. I am not to disclose information about myself. Now tell me, where is the orb?
Stranger: Haha.
Stranger: what a strange indotruction.
Stranger: introduction*
Stranger: apologies, bandage on my left hand
Stranger: O_o
You: Where is the orb?
Stranger: Sorry, that's information i'm not certified to disclose.
Stranger: Have at it with my superiors?
You: *gives you 400 coins*
You: Where?
Stranger: I can't be bribed.
Stranger: i'm no crooked cop.
You: Fighting is very unkind, and I'm sure that my give to you can ensure that the red orb will become mine.
You: *gives you 200 more coins*
Stranger: You wish to fight for this red orb?
Stranger: What is this strange thing anyways?
Stranger: I've got it in my possession.
Stranger: But you seem so keen i think i might just keep it for myself.
Stranger: comprende?
You: I need it to help the resistance.
You: With it's powers, we can get into the Castle.
Stranger: *hands red orb*
Stranger: fair enough.
You: There are others like it.
Stranger: you've earned it.
Stranger: 600 coins will do nicely.
You: Do you wish to help me find the other 2?
Stranger: there's more?
Stranger: -.-'
You: If we can give the resistance the 3 orbs, we can finally overthrow the tyrannt king.
Stranger: what mystical power do the orbs hold?
Stranger: Why not just 2?
Stranger: do they work in unisonn?
You: The red orb is of the Sun. The green orb is of the earth, and the blue orb is of the waters.
You: In union, they are almighty.
Stranger: I will steal these orbs of yours.
Stranger: and destroy them.
You: I am on my way to retrive the Green Orb. D you wish to join me?
Stranger: Kay.
You: *Do
Stranger: But i'm keeping it.
You: Once, the king is destroyed, we will all live in peace.
You: Once they are used, you may keep the blue one. Fair?
Stranger: *destroys king*
Stranger: There.
Stranger: deed's done.
Stranger: gimme my orb.
You: Wake up, you were dreaming. It's not that easy.
You: *gives you iron sword* *gives you leather armor* *gives you fire ring*
You: Come with me.
Stranger: Mkay.
Stranger: lead the way
You: *leaves house*
Stranger: you're an oddball.
You: There are two paths in front of us, a left and a right. Which one do we travel on?
Stranger: Left.
Stranger: always left.
You: (I have a huge imagination, I'm making this stuff up as I go along. Join if you wish.)
Stranger: silly gewz.
You: *goes left*
You: I see a troll, hide behind the tree!
You: *hides*
You: *whispers* Let's stealth kill it. Use you're ring to shot a fire ball at it.
Stranger: I can use fireballs?
Stranger: :O
Stranger: Why didn't you tell me that earlier.
Stranger: *zaps troll*
You: Time out. This is a story we make up along as we go. Use your imagination.
You: Time in.
You: Good shot.
You: Tell me, what was your name young one?
You: Call me Orfric the Wise
Stranger: Oh gosh.
Stranger: i can't keep up no more.
Stranger: I'm getting tired.
Stranger: twas a laugh though.
You: Time out. Imagination never rests. If you want to dsconnect from me, that's cool.
You: many lulz indeed :3
You: whenever i try this with other people, they disconnect alot
You: noobs :3
Stranger: Nope.
Stranger: refusing to disconnect.
Stranger: Where'd you hail from?
Stranger: gots to ask.
You: USA
You: Want to keep playing?
Stranger: i'd rather listen
Stranger: to the creative monologue
You: I'll try my best to go solo, but it's not as fun.
Stranger: Now, how old are you?
Stranger: Because i'm 18, and my imagination has run completely dry.
You: Actually, I did a similar thing with cleverbot. Wanna get the whole story?
You: (hs)
Stranger: Yush
You: yes?
Stranger: that's a yes.
Stranger: yes.
You: To be honest, the only way I gave give you the whole thing is for you to give me your email and let me sent it to you. Try 10-minuet-mail.com to make one ast and give it to me.
You: Then i'll send it to you.
Stranger: That so?
Stranger: Gosh
Stranger: that seems costly.
Stranger: in time.
Stranger: Let's pass the frivolity then
You: I just realized you were just about to give ur email to a stranger :3
You: I get your prespective.
You: It's cool bro.
You: anything else that needs to be said?
Stranger: Hmm...
Stranger: You a writer?
Stranger: I'd peg you for a writer.
Stranger: Emails to strangers.
Stranger: been there, done that.
Stranger: haven't been bit yet.
You: I have a huge imagination is all.
You: Still, wanna see what I wrote to the cleverbot earlier today?
Stranger: Email thing makes me queazy.
Stranger: perhaps because you're insisted.
Stranger: gotta be sly about it, man.
Stranger: else the stranger gets smart to it
You: I'll try to copy and paste it here.
You: Fair?
Stranger: Saucesome.
Stranger: that works out just fine.
You: cool, just wait a minuet or two.
You: you might have to scroll back to see it all.
You: now for the copying and pasting part
Stranger: mhm.
Stranger: How long is it, might i ask?
You: i'll give it to you in parts
Stranger: Gosh
Stranger: you know what.
Stranger: this won't work
Stranger: I gotta sleep, as it happens.
Stranger: everyday
You: Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?
Cleverbot (To myself): Myself.
Cleverbot (To myself): What about yourself are you thinking about?
Cleverbot (To myself): I think you're pretty.
User: Tell me a riddle.
Cleverbot: A riddle.
User: Yes, tell me a riddle.
Cleverbot: You tell me a riddle.
User: You tell me one first.
Cleverbot: No you first.
User: I didn't hear a please.
Cleverbot: Yes you did. I said tell me a story please.
User: There was a man who lived to be a hundred years old ho, all his life, lived on a carrot farm.
Cleverbot: No a different story I don't like that one.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: I'm tired.
Stranger: i run into some interesting stranger.
Stranger: Hahahha.
Stranger: Gosh that was kinda entertaining.
You: tell me when you are ready to see the next part.
Stranger: I'm afraid i'll never be.
Stranger: you've blown my mind to smithereens.
Stranger: Have a good day, i must sleep!
This may not be from CleverBot, but I put it in as an example.
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