Patience : What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
V: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
N: Socks are Feetie Heaties
Uzi: Forks are Stabby Grabbies
V: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
N: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Uzi: Stamps are Lickie Stickies
J, annoyed: You are disappointments

Patience : You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
V: Several traffic violations.
N: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Uzi: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
J: Also, that’s not our car.

Patience : I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
V: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
N: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Uzi: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
J: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

Patience : I’m an idiot.
V:
N:
Uzi:
J:
Patience:
V: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

Patience : Nothing in life is free.
V: Love is free!
N: Adventure is free.
Uzi: Knowledge is free.
J: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

Patience : Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
V: This knife is actually a magic wand.
N: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.
Uzi: *cocks gun* Magic missile.
J: What the hell is wrong with you people.

Patience : You're a loose cannon, V.
V: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
N: I think you play by your own rules.
Uzi: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.
Patience : Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
V: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. J is a loose cannon.
J: *smashes a chair*

Patience : Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
V: Rude.
N: That’s fair.
Uzi: Not again.
J: Are you going to want this back?

Patience : Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
V: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
N: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Uzi: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
J: My moral code, is that you?
Patience :
Patience : I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug

Patience : Good morning.
V: Good morning.
N: Good morning.
Uzi: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
J: MORNING MOTHERFRICKERS

Patience : Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
V: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.
Patience : Three of us saw it, V. How do you explain that?
V: *points at N* Sleep deprivation. *points at Uzi* Paranoia. *points at J* Delusional personality disorder.

Patience : Looking left cause you don’t treat me right
V: Looking right because you left
N: Looking up cause you let me down
Uzi: Looking down cause you fricked up
J: What is wrong with you guys

That's all for now! Might add more later in the future All quotes generated from incorrectquotesgenerator.com