Hello everyone! My name is Zippy, but you can call me Andrew.
I am here to offer you a chance to help out your server in a big way. Is your server reaching a plateau, not growing anymore, or even declining? I have a solution for you. For a small subscription price, you and your server will be able to join our elite club of other servers. As part of our coalition, we all share a single hub with portals to each individual server. Additionally, if your server is in need of help, you contact me and my associates can come and help free of charge, all is part of your membership fee. The best server each moth will be rewarded with in game rewards, plus opportunities to be closer to spawn hub and priority on newsfeeds. I am only scratching the surface, but if you think you may be interested please contact me on skype thadrunkpenguin

Thanks for your time and I hope to speak to you soon