Finally, I'm not a side character, I'm not a character at all, now I can be a peanut gallery, giving opinions that makes sense and most agree with but all question
Then I go to my secret laboratory, and gathers my severally mutated snake, then a mysterious looking pouch, and glass container holding a single d20, and I run for the hills
I do an epic scissor flip, and severally injures [Insert person], then hides in a locker that has a trap door in it, and goes through the advanced tunnel system I've been digging with a spoons for months now.