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    illager
    May 8, 2024, 6:03 pm to Public
    I like cheese.
    Usaki said 2024-05-08 18:07:41
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    chedder
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    illager
    May 7, 2024, 6:10 pm to Public
    The Nameless One from MCD doesn't have legs.......




    Guess he's also the Legless One...
    Ender Sparkle said 2024-05-08 03:19:51
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    He's also the Skinless One
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    illager
    May 2, 2024, 3:16 pm to Public
    I like the idea of getting Netherite, and while I do have the ore, I need the upgrade template...... *GROAN!*
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    illager
    April 29, 2024, 8:27 pm to Public
    I am over 170 days into my survival world.
    Darkfap said 2024-04-29 20:36:18
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    Nice!
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    illager
    April 21, 2024, 5:17 pm to Public
    I like to imagine the idea of a secret society of lorists, all of whom are trying to work on making the definitive lore of Minecraft, but also trying to make the lore be noticed by Mojang so much so that Mojang adds stuff to the game, so the lore community stays engaged... The society is working on slowly forcing Mojang to add in all of the features they want, making it so that the game is funner for them. Certain members of the court are given different tasks. MatPat was the Minecraft lorist, while RetroGamingNow was also a lorist for Minecraft. Minecraft Legends was given to Xatrix, and certain updates are given to people like Wheatly5555...... They cannot be stopped, because no-one knows who is in the group. It could be you, it could be me, and worst of all, he could be right behind you.
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    April 20, 2024, 7:31 pm to Public
    A full set of gold armour would only cost 1.2 Bitcoins!
    ScotsMiser said 2024-04-20 20:49:30
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    How did you get that figure?

    My calcs
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    Current conversions show 1.2 bitcoins = 77827.35
    with Au @ 2405.10 USD that would be only ~32.36 oz t. (or 1009.9 g)

    Taking a gold block at 1 cubic meter (1,000,000 cc) a single gold ingot would be ~111111.11 cc
    at 19.32 g/cc a single ingot should mass 2146666 g or 2146-2/3 kilos or 69,017 oz t. (treating 1oz t as 31.10348g)

    At 24 ingots for a full suit, one would need 1,656,408 oz t. for a full set of gold armour.
    [Steve and Alex are both superhumanly strong 🤣 ]
    JustaFlqmingo said 2024-04-20 19:32:39
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    LOL
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    illager
    April 20, 2024, 7:23 pm to Public
    I should make another PMC Slander blog..........
    JustaFlqmingo said 2024-04-20 19:40:16
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    yes yes yes yes
    mitsuu said 2024-04-20 19:38:44
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    sounds slay 💅

    blade’s waifu approved
    ItzOrangey said 2024-04-20 19:26:19
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    Yes
    roast me hard
    BlueBoyBuilds said 2024-04-20 19:23:15
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    yes 100%
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    illager
    April 20, 2024, 1:06 pm to Public
    The Howling Peaks DLC is amazing from Minecraft Dungeons!
    Darkfap said 2024-04-22 09:46:15
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    My personal favorite is Hidden Depths.
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    illager
    April 14, 2024, 8:12 pm to Public
    I have 2 blogs scheduled to be made live. One in 2 months, the other in 2 days.
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    illager
    April 11, 2024, 11:18 pm to Public
    studying lore has gotten to the point of examining the mantras sung by villagers prior to playing a level in MCD. I MUST find out what is diegetic and what is not!!
    Darkfap said 2024-04-12 09:11:31
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    You've become the MatPat of MCD.
    JustaFlqmingo said 2024-04-12 00:15:18
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    lol XD
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    April 11, 2024, 10:52 pm to Public
    Again, I would love it if you took a look at this playlist. I made it for personal use but have sing made it free for anyone. 180 of the best MC songs ever made. Find it here.
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    illager
    April 5, 2024, 4:21 pm to Public
    I hate to see how many YouTubers are ripping of Calvins wonderful From the Fog series without credit.
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    illager
    April 3, 2024, 11:12 am to Public
    A little fact about my skins; many of them have extra pixels that aren't rendered. These often are in "Illager Language" (Neo-Galactic) and say my name or similar.
    Darkfap said 2024-04-03 12:35:14
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    Neat detail!
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    illager
    April 2, 2024, 4:09 pm to Public
    I have a lore blog coming out months from now, lol!
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    illager
    April 2, 2024, 3:53 pm to Public
    Hey, I figured now is as good of a time as any to tell you a random tidbit;
    My blogs are almost always written in Google Docs so I can easily use special characters and so that if the site crashes I can still keep the progress.
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    illager
    April 1, 2024, 4:38 pm to Public
    Happy April Fool's Day! Everyone's a moderator now?
    GalaxyCat24 said 2024-04-01 16:41:55
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    Yup!
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    illager
    March 29, 2024, 5:53 pm to Public
    I'm currently away from my main computer, and I can't post much content. As soon as I can though, I will post more.
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    illager
    March 24, 2024, 2:55 pm to Public
    The Minecraft songs are amazing. I listen to them every say whilst doing work.
    ItzOrangey said 2024-04-04 10:33:28
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    ikr
    You should also try some of c418's other music. It's really good.
    I'd recommend the album excursions. It's really amazing.
    ajthepeach said 2024-03-24 15:27:35
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    ye s
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    March 23, 2024, 1:59 pm to Public
    I don't normally post non-Minecraft stuff here, but I'm gonna say this nonetheless; I'm sick of people calling Generation Z incompetent and stupid. There are certainly some morons out there, on TikTok, YouTube or what other site is popular (do people still use Vine?), but the vast majority of us are fine, fully normal people. It's just that social media has made it possible for weirdoes to be heard, and stereotypes to be made off them.

    I personally hate the language that some of them use ("skibidi","gyatt," etcetera), but even though I hate it, I know I have no ground to. Language evolves. People were upset with Shakespeare when he made up new words, and people are upset now. People will always be upset at new stuff, just because they feel entitled to.

    There is no reason to base such assumptions off of the few popular 13-year-olds on TikTok, and the words they use. People want to call them bad for using phones and refuse to acknowledge that phones are good. Phones are only bad if used for the purposes of brainrot, and even then the only reason they try to watch such things is because the world is an awful place. Of course they use media to escape. The quality of everyones' lives has gone down drastically, and they shouldn't be made to look bad for trying to flee it.

    People ought to stop making assumptions regarding age, and stop shaming children for being young. If anything, their state is to be blamed on the very older generations that made them this way--refusing to teach them, simply distracting them with tablets etcetera, etcetera.
    IGEBM replied to ScotsMiser's comment below 2024-03-24 07:15:55
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    didn’t expect a Family Ties reference here lol
    MerBatPhan89 said 2024-03-23 19:17:37
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    Meanwhile I'm so old, I don't understand what half of what this stuff is 😂.
    illager replied to ScotsMiser's comment below 2024-03-23 17:46:08
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    I'm not stating that the older generations made them this way, but reminding the older generations that if they are upset with the current generation, then they are to blame. They want to blame someone, and they should blame themselves. They needn't be upset, but if they choose to be upset at the young generation, they should recall it was them that made them this way.
    ScotsMiser replied to Escapazition's comment below 2024-03-23 15:31:24
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    The depths of human stupidity have always been an infinite resource [One which I would dearly love to figure out how to monetize {legally 😞}], what seems to have chnaged is that the lower quintile now seems to be running the asylum…
    ScotsMiser said 2024-03-23 15:28:02
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    "…their state is to be blamed on the very older generations that made them this way…."
    but
    "People ought to stop making assumptions regarding age…"

    And in the same sentence even…

    People don't change: there exists a cuneiform tablet that [free translation & cleaning up the language for younger and more sensitive viewers] decries that
    __The younger generation is hpoless. All they want to do is loll about, get drunk, and engage each other.__

    What gets noticed is what annoys one [the 'news' business refers to this as "it bleeds, it leads"], thus the focus on the coddled snowflakes of Gen-X rather than the Alex P Keaton types.
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    illager
    March 19, 2024, 5:14 pm to Public
    Here's an idea! Let me try to find how dense I can make a chests' contents and see if I could make a black hole!
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