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Major Victory
March 27, 2022, 9:06 am to Public
Think you can get a free sub by winning a competition?

Fill in the blanks and you really are part of the 2000's kids (competition) (planetminecraft.com)

Free sub for the people who get it right. Only one winner.
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Major Victory
March 27, 2022, 8:50 am to Public
Bois, stop dreaming for the life, go live the dream!
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Major Victory
March 26, 2022, 2:24 am to Public
Heyo PMC! How are YOU doing today? 🙂
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Major Victory
February 28, 2022, 12:29 pm to Public
12 minutes of reading an absolutely bad story

A man named Joe was married to Mama. They got a son. They wanted to name their son Joe Mama, but New York Times kept laughing, so they ordered a hotdog and killed the baby boy.

The baby boy wakes up 12 years later in a pond looking like Snoop Dogg but without the shades, and goes undercover as an "agent" to kill his family for replacing him with a hot dog.

He meets up with modeler on the street named Mariah and asks her to go on a date.

Mariah is a lesbian with a mustache and says no.

So Joe Mama started chewing some bubblegum. He begins hallucinating a picture of a man eating live chickens and dancing in front of Donald Trump while smacking his son for getting an F on Geography. His mind is so packed up with imagination it literally explodes, but then watches it reform in third person. Then he saw what seemed to be Dream speedrunning another manhunt video except he's now a criminal and he's killing everyone in front of him.

After taking Panadol, he suddenly saw his parents across the street.

He shot them and told them "Joe Mama"

The end.
RavenVLemon said 2022-02-28 13:45:37

nature is beautiful

Major Victory said 2022-02-28 13:35:24

guys lmfao its the worst story ever sobs

Yeliouw said 2022-02-28 13:14:15

I’m subscribing

Carcharodontosaurus said 2022-02-28 12:37:57

This has to be the greatest story ever written in the 21st century.
Major Victory
February 28, 2022, 11:57 am to Public
Minecraft is a weird game. Very weird game.

Even with "WHO ASKED EP 1", my personal writings of useless facts about Minecraft available here on PMC, it just doesn't seem enough...

SO WE'RE TAKING IT TO NEXT LEVEL

"WHO ASKED EP 2" with 101+5 extra facts about Minecraft, coming HOPEFULLY this week. Get ready for mind explosions, confusion, and most of all,

USELESS FACTS : D

See you, when my brain turns into mush.
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Major Victory
February 24, 2022, 1:19 pm to Public
4 years ago, today, I stopped myself from kicking the bucket.

I'm glad I didn't.
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_ThePureVessel_ replied to Major Victory's comment below 2022-02-24 14:16:07

I'm good, just saying I almost died from that accident with the tree :/

Major Victory replied to _ThePureVessel_'s comment below 2022-02-24 13:48:57

Hope life's been treating you well. Ima be here in case you need a friend in hand :p

_ThePureVessel_ said 2022-02-24 13:38:52

Me too. Except it was 3 years ago
and I fell from a 3 story tree from the top
Major Victory
February 20, 2022, 10:18 am to Public
One time in 2021*, I went to my girlfriend's office and saw her printing papers out.

I wanted to surprise her from behind and hug her and caress her.

I did so, and she responded, "Mark stop it! We're at work!"

My name isn't Mark.
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Major Victory
February 20, 2022, 2:44 am to Public
FAQ (who tf is Major Victory) EP 1

So some peeps been asking about me, Major Victory. And so I wanna answer them.

FAQ 1: Why is your name Major Victory?

Marvel Superhero :p

FAQ 2: What do you work as?

Not sure if Discord Server Owning is considered as work, but I also am a member of the PDG and a half-agent of some sort.

FAQ 3: How old are you?

18. And no bro I'm not a pedo I'm a chill homie.

FAQ 4: Why tf are you everywhere I go in the forums?

Bc why not

FAQ 5: Who tf is "your ex girlfriend" that you keep mentioning about?

its a joke bruh calm down

FAQ 6: Favorite song?

Il Divo: Without You

FAQ 7: Do you play anything else other than Minecraft?

Nah.

FAQ 8: What tf is an 18 year old like you doing here-

I wanna embrace the old child in me and become a part of the long forgotten Minecraft community

FAQ 9: why are you sus

amongus

FAQ 10: Will you continue to post stupid stuff on the PMC Forums?

yes, when i have time ofc
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Major Victory replied to MoonAstraea's comment below 2022-02-20 02:58:50

the OG rickrolling

MoonAstraea replied to Major Victory's comment below 2022-02-20 02:55:59

what is your favorite meme?

Major Victory said 2022-02-20 02:52:19

feel free to ask more bc why not
Major Victory
February 20, 2022, 12:36 am to Public
PMC, Roast me. (planetminecraft.com)

The link will redirect you to the PMC Forum I wrote called "roast me"

Go and take out all of your anger/pain on me out there. Won't budge about it.
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Major Victory
February 20, 2022, 12:15 am to Public
Where have you met/seen me?

A. From the introduction page

B. Controversial PMC posts (WHO ASKED EP 1 is one of them)

C. On one of your creation posts.
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Echo4Al8RexCoco said 2022-02-20 07:46:30

Yo my first thread I ever made got taken down by the website because it got some members so fired up about it. I wasn't trying to make anyone feel bad but I have a natural passive aggressive tone and it comes out even more online because you can't actually hear me speaking soooo... Yeah that was fun. I was kicking myself for like 6 months afterwards but now I've gotten over it.

Triskelion said 2022-02-20 00:17:07

D

Major Victory said 2022-02-20 00:15:47

or D. I have never met you
Major Victory
February 18, 2022, 7:55 am to Public
It's my birthday! Wishing everyone a good day today!
NotLizzie said 2022-02-18 11:29:34

Happy Birthday! Enjoy your day (or night) :D ^^

Major Victory said 2022-02-18 11:08:41

<3

SilverStarShine said 2022-02-18 10:31:38

Happy Birthdayyyy! enjoy the day to ur fullest

BeyondTheCrystalSea said 2022-02-18 09:12:31

Happy Birthday! :D
Major Victory
January 1, 2022, 8:45 am to Public
In your opinion, what was the best meme of 2021? (im expecting "social credits and john xina" in the comments lol)
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Papa Enny said 2022-01-02 08:53:57

Social credits was ridiculous tho, but the john xina was a bit lame(even there was a reason, why people make fun of him)

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