MnCerift Jāver OOpdirt in nutshell

Pre-Classic: Grass, cobble, and a big ol' box
Classic: Here's more stuff
Indev/Infdev: Here's more stuff and infinite terrain
Alpha: You want more? Get pig!
Beta 1.0-1.7: The game is getting more finished by the second.
Beta 1.8: Challenge? Challenge approved.
1.0: The game is actually finished now
1.1: Yeah never mind here's some other stuff
1.2: I'm Steve of the Jungle
1.3: Temples? Covered in emeralds?
1.4: HOLY SMOKES A NEW BOSS
1.5: *happy Mumbo Jumbo*
1.6: Neigh. Whinny. _____
1.7: This update really did change the world. Sales climbed up 50%!
1.8: Remastered enchanting and ocean monuments!
1.9: You want better combat? Give this a shot and- *gets shot*
1.10: OK, we're sorry. Here are polar- I MEAN bone blocks.
1.11: You want a challenge? Woodland mansions and pillagers.
1.12: I CAN SEE THE COLOURSSSS
1.13: Snorkel gear is FINALLY added after popular demand. And pufferfish!
1.14: Minecraft is popular again, so here's a fresh coat of paint and 'hrrr's!
1.15: BzzzzzzzzzZzzzZZzzzzZzzz
1.16: Oink. Want nether? Here's a new logo on the title screen.
1.17: IT'S HERE!!! THE CAVE UPDATE YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!!!
1.18: And here's the REAL update. And mountains.
1.19: Swamp? Nah. Was there a portal in the deep dark? Nope.
1.20: Want Minecraft to be Minecraftier?
1.21: If you want the ultimate test, your reward is (sort of) broken!
The Future: Alright, here's a new end update. And overhauled biomes, structures, progression, textures, animations, skins, Fortnite Battle Pass...

300 SUBSCRIBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS
you know what that means

Tricky Trials. The update to one-hit the ender dragon with just a light tap from a decorated hammer. And also rework pillagers. And not update the end. And make Mojang forget the Camel exists. And not give a new texture to the creeper. :(

"That's right, baby! All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong!"

...help

Master Porky Minch, in the flesh (Remade) (now truely the last time)