ʜᴇʏ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ- ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ᴘʀᴏғɪʟᴇ ɪ ɢᴜᴇss
ɪ'ᴍ ᴀ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴇᴅɢʏ ᴛᴇᴇɴᴀɢᴇʀ ᴡʜᴏ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏs ᴍɪɴᴇᴄʀᴀғᴛ, ғᴜʀʀɪᴇs, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴄᴇᴀɴ

ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴍᴏsᴛʟʏ ʙᴇ ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ sᴋɪɴs ᴏғ ᴍʏ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs (ᴏᴄs, sᴏɴᴀs) ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ғɪɴᴅ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ sᴜɪᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴀɴʏᴡʜᴇʀᴇ
ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴇᴀsʏ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴋ ᴛᴏ, sᴏ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʙᴇ ᴀғʀᴀɪᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴀsᴋ ǫᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ! ɪ'ʟʟ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ɴɪᴄᴇ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇɴ'ᴛ ʀᴜᴅᴇ

ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ 4 ᴘᴇᴛs, ᴀ ʜᴀɪʀʟᴇss ᴄᴀᴛ, ᴀ ᴅɪɴɢᴏ/ᴀᴍᴇʀɪᴄᴀɴ ʙᴜʟʟᴅᴏɢ ᴍɪx, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴡᴏ ʟᴇᴏᴘᴀʀᴅ ɢᴇᴄᴋᴏs.