much awesome :D

plus go sub to em, she’s almost at 100 subs

i seem to be a master at getting serious injuries from the least dangerous sports

in 2022 i fractured my wrist playing badminton and yesterday i think i might have sprained my finger while literally picking up a softball

my most political opinion is that the correct way to eat a pringle is to lick the side facing away from the center (the one which has all the flavouring on it) to get the flavouring off, and then dissolve the rest of the pringle in your mouth

i genuinely thought this was the correct way to eat pringles for so many years. i have grown up in a family where this is how i have been taught to eat pringles

pm me plz I like answering all my pms

5x5=25 -> Friday
7x7=49 -> Thursday

only real people understand

skibidi toilet 2: sigma towel rail

don’t yap meanly about people behind their backs, because eventually they’ll find out

this morning I was told about a conversation in another discord server which was mostly made up of berating me and my friends/projects, and it’s upsetting me (I imagine) more than they expected, for a number of reasons

like if ur gonna hate on me, sure, but do it in private

oh poop i forgot my wall post idea

to celebrate UK National Fish And Chips Day i went down to the green and watched the local cricket team and then went to the local chippy and got a cone of chips and I feel so british it’s embarassing

help i keep accidentally writing poems

As the years get bigger, they begin to trigger:
Memories of the past, where I’ve gone last,
sounds that I’ve heard, sights I’ve observed.
Friends that I’ve made,
but they start to fade,
as I begin to live in the present.