I wish I received a NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3080 10GB GDDR6x PCI Express 4.0 graphics card, it must be in perfect condition (works and is not broken), it must be new (fresh from factory new) and be brought to the doorstep of my house at 5 PM on Wednesday 14, 2021, at [insert TNHo's irl address here, I'm assuming you know where I live], and be in a unmarked cardboard box sealed with duck tape so nobody would want to steal it, the graphics card should also be protected in bubble wrap as to not have it be damaged. I would be waiting at the doorstep at that specific time mentioned.
See if you can ruin that!!! >=D