Teachers be like “why didn’t you go to the bathroom during break” when they know damn well there’s so many people vaping and smoking in all the bathrooms during break that it’s nearly impossible to breathe in them

One thing I always wanted for some reason if I ever owned my own Truck. Would be to put one of those shark teeth cutouts on the grill, coupled with a V drop visor. Then run Led lights around both. So when you go down the road at night your truck just looks like >: ᓬ



Surely someone has had to do this before

Cutting board? More like... cutting... uh... bored...

(this is a cry for help)

There's not a lot of good jokes about cutting boards. I guess you could say it's because they don't make the cut.

For some reason, every once in awhile. I will fall asleep early, and wake up in a panic because I am incredibly late for work. But then realize its 8:47PM, not Am XD

Cutting board? No, I’m cutting vegetables

YAAAAHH

Cutting boards are such a scam. Just get a knife, they cut things so much better.

Sike

I tried sleeping with music, but literally all of my music is in a single unorganized playlist. It's a bit hard to sleep when Better Call Goofy Ahh Saul (Remix) is playing.

Last name? No it isn't, there's definitely more names out there

I thought i just heard a million insects crawling o the kiychen before i realised that it's my dad's sourdough startter, this thing is actually a livibg being lik 😭