The usual miner just digs a straight hole down, but not
with this miner he has better things to do than
dig straight down!

Additional Notes

Basicly, it starts with a breakup (lost his diamonds) then he starts digging a hole straight down until he finds beutiful diamonds and makes them into a Madam and they get married ya da ya da ya da then they start digging up to they're new future until at one point he dies and the children that he had are gone and have kids to so he gets a successful life!