Tired of having to walk more than one meter to collect you freshly cooked porkchops? Well tire no more! With the new and improved Pig BBQ machine you can simply pull a lever and watch as a water current brings your porkchops from up to 3 meters away!!! And with the improved pig deployment device a pig will drop EVERY TIME or no money back! COMING SOON POSSIBLY!!! THE PIGCINERATOR: Love mindless violence and an over abundance of cooked porkchop? I am currently working on a device that will cook more pig than you could possibly eat! And if it actualy works I will post it here for you!