"Arktik Miner! New, with KRYO-GEN²© Parka! Complete with Drill-em-up ArmDrills© Hire one for your drilling home-improvement job today! Just call 986-555-1337!"

That above was the TV commercial for hiring a Arktik Miner to help you improve your house, even in the winter. But it went wrong. ALL of it went wrong. The A.M.'s were being enslaved by their producer. Tortured, beat, and, eventually, killed. But not this one. He was special. #24016, he could regenerate his health, given time. He had a pick on his back, the Echopick©, which could break every block with one touch.

Back in 1986, Stanley T. Kratir was born. He founded The Arktik Miners Co., hired college dropouts, tortured them in P.E., and forced them to help people. Then, he hired a remarkable boy. He ended High School with not only straight A's, but STRAIGHT A+'s. He had also altered his body to force himself to regenerate his health, because, y'know science 'n' stuff. His name was Sal Inima. He liked mining. When he was 4, he got his dead father's old pickaxe and mined coal everyday. He helped his family, and was very strict with his grades. When he turned 8, he ran away because of abuse. He lived on his own, the snow was where he was most comfortable. He was used to digging, and mining, so he got hired to Arktik Miners Co. But, he broke free from torture, being smart and stuff. He can build an igloo in 20 seconds. He's fast, has great stamina, great agility, pretty strong, and has great endurance.

OK THAT'S IT I'M DONE NOW THANKS FOR VIEWING THIS IS MY FIRST CONTEST SKIN BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

-Ash