Once there was a piece of bacon. This bacon piece was named Borcon (hehehe See What I Did There?)

This piece was in a wrapper ready to be cooked. He was SOOOOO excited! He was like "I CANT WAIT TO DIE"

which is suprisely bad to say. When he was cooked in the pan he was cooked nice and good. Then the man ate him (D:).

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