Want an elephantyback ride? 

Neither did this poor circusman.

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This elephant from the circus was tired of being ridden on by the circusmen.  He was tired of doing tricks and dancing for the huge crowds.  He was tired of eating hay, or whatever elephants eat.  He was tired of living in that cage.  He was tired of twerking for the crowd.  He was tired of life.

So he jumped onto a circusman.  And did the elephantyback ride.  It trended over the internet.  #elefuntride

To the poor circusman that had his spinal cord fractured, his arms ripped out, and that screamed "halp meh, pls," the elephant wanted to say:



(I'm sorry all, I just had a really big dinner and I think it bloated my mind.)

Oh, and for all those who haven't figured it out, this is for the circus contest.

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Thank you all for supporting this skin and allowing it to get 15th place!  I really appreciate it! ;)