A ruthless seadog if ever there was one. His skills as a captain are unrivaled; none have ever survived a battle with his ship, The EnderPearl. Also, he'll kill any man, pumpkinian, or yeti with a beard bigger than his... that is to say any man, pumpkinian, or yeti with a beard at all. Because of this, every jaw on his ship is as smooth as a baby's bottom. They say he's been trying to grow one all his life, but all he's managed to produce thus far is a rather outstanding moustache. With his violent rage, he's made quite a name for himself throughout the world. Unfortunately for him, the name which strikes fear into the hearts of men, the name that could scare off a fully armed royal galleon....
is "Captain Baldbeard"

Likes: Treasure, women, the sea
Dislikes: Facial hair on any face but his own
Words to avoid using in his presence: Shave, barber, scruff, grizzly, razor, trim, bald, anything having to do with beards



Pre 1.8: 

Part of the Pumpkin Patch skin series.