Published Aug 29th, 2015, 8/29/15 12:54 am
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RELAXATION. FINALLY. I CAN LAY DOWN ON THE COLD BEACH TOWELS. But. There's a red thing in the distance. I'm like, "What's that?" And the thing is like "......................ROAR!" And I was like, "Chill out man." It's Friday and I'm trying to enjoy my day off from slaying other dudes." And then I realize it's a giant red hot dragon roaring down at me with froth hanging out of it's mouth claws ready to tear me apart! And I was like, "Not on my watch. But oh! It's my day off." And then I yell, "*BIG GASP FILLING UP TO GET AIR* GIANT DRAGON SIR IT'S MY DAY OFF SO GO AWAY! I'LL GIVE YOU TWO OPTIONS! GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME IN PEACE OR.... Stay here and chill with me." So the HUGE RED HOT DRAGON WITH THE FROTH HANGING OUT OF IT'S MOUTH WAS LIKE (Who knew dragons could somehow talk now *shrugs*) ,"ROAR I'M GONNA STAY HERE ROAR AND I'M ROAR GONNA TEAR YOU ROAR APART AND EAT YOUR GUTS! BUT. I'm a reasonable dragon so I'm gonna chill here." And I was like, "Hey that wasn't an option! Oh, wait. It was. Okay Mr. Dragon come and lay down in the sun so we can get a tan." So they lay down for hours and hours waiting for a tan. And they got one.
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| Gender | Male |
| Format | Java |
| Model | Steve |
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