The Man Lego, a heinous Lego figurine who lurks inside your box of Lego, waiting for the opportunistic moment in which he can take his leave and carry out his misdeeds of shooting Lego bricks in the hope that you will step on them.

Equipped with a backpack full of 2x4 Lego pieces, and a skateboard of sorts, in the form of an oversized 2x4 red Lego brick, which he uses to move around at optimal speeds. He has no hands, instead, he relies on his trusty hand cannons which he has to load up with Lego bricks ready to shoot out at about 20kmh. His attire references that of a classic Lego figurine, so he never forgets who he is and why he strives to create a better world for the future of his fellow comrades who are ruthlessly toyed with by the hands of man. Perhaps it is not really the Lego Man who is the villain, but us.

im sorry this kinda sucks, i started this yesterday and then overslept today so it was kinda rushed