Well crap, it looks like my cat accidentally consumed an entire 20 pound tub of Assorted Flavors Super Bubble Bubble Gum and turned into a catgirl, and I have no idea how to fix it. But first, I'm gonna go leave a product review instead of trying to fix my problem.

Let's dive right into it.

Starting off, there's a lot of changes in my cat after buying this product. First off, she no longer speaks cat nonsense so now I can actually understand what she wants. Though, I do have to say it kinda sucks because all she wants is treats and pets. I'm not sure if she means that she wants like pets on her head, or if she wants pets for herself and is trying to build her own empire. I still don't understand her even though she speaks human now.

Also, she still coughs up hairballs and I don't know if that's supposed to happen. I'm gonna have to give this 20 pound tub of Assorted Flavors Super Bubble Bubble Gum a 3/10, sorry.

WON'T BUY THIS GARBAGE AGAIN!!!

Pros:
- She no longer speaks cat nonsense so now I can actually understand her
- She is no longer able to hunt the local rats/birds and leave them in front of my room
- I still love my cat

Cons:
- She no longer speaks cat nonsense so now I can actually understand her
- She now packs her kills in a cardboard box and mails them to me.
- She still coughs up hairballs
- She still knocks over my stuff and doesn't even apologize for it
- She still sits on my laptop whenever I'm doing stuff. This has caused my laptop to break.
- Still hates water
- Still sneaky at night
- Still is grumpy and mean
- I still love my cat