Published May 23rd, 2012, 5/23/12 8:18 am
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This fine beast is known as the Palaeosian Lechuga Turtle. It lives exclusively in the vast nation of Palaeosia and loves to eat the crops of the lettuce people. The palaeosian lechuga turtle is mostly a docile creature but when it is eating it can be quite the vicious beast. If provoked during a meal it can sprout very sharp blades from its shell and breath awefully nasty smelling, flaming lettuce breath.
Credit | Weerdoh for help naming it. |
Gender | Male |
Model | Steve |
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That's probably the first time learning Spanish has been slightly useful in day-to-day life.
Flaming lettuce breath is a phrase we rarely hear in this crazy world of ours. I'm ashamed at you, world.
Love it.
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