Roxie Mae Lizzy was born...she can’t remember. Mysterious to mankind, she roams the plains, stalking her prey. Unlike wolves and foxes, she preys upon...*drumroll please*...plants.

She may not remember her date of birth, but she sure remembers how she came to be.

Angels came crashing down from the sky as God raged.

The Devil decided to take advantage of the situation.

It would be simple as that if everything didn’t’t go wrong. Roxie was created, sent out to earth, and expected to end all humanity. Instead, she happily munched on some grass. The Devil, confused, told her that angels were better tasting than grass.

”GWASS IS MWY FWIEND!!”

The Devil immediately died of shock. After some more consuming of grass, Roxie decided to try out angels. She found one twitching on the ground, and started feeding it grass before remembering that she was supposed to eat it.

She didn’t like it.

So, instead of leaving it there, she ripped off its wings and attached them onto herself. “I CWAN FWY!” Fly she did, all the way up to the heavens. God was so confused that he paused his rage.

now for the less strange part.

Age-Undefined
Sexuality-She reproduces in a fashion similar to mitosis, so she doesn’t need one.
Religion-Heavy Metal Screaming