Published Mar 14th, 2014, 3/14/14 5:27 pm
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AHOY, MATEYS!
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THE SCREWED UP HISTORY AND SCIENCE THAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ IS COMPLETELY INTENTIONAL
Once upon a time, faraway somwhere on a viking ship, a child was born.
Viking Siblings: Ewww!
Mama Viking: Why do you look so ugly?
Young Viking: Arr! You swashbuccklin' scallywags!
Papa Viking: Don't talk to your father like that!
Young Viking: *sigh* I'll jus' hop on o'erboard inta me big sea.
The child hopped into the waters.
Ugly Viking: Anyone be here? I be'r not be heading straight to Davy Jones' Locker
School of Fish: Hello!
Ugly Viking: Ahoy, mateys! I mus' ask ya a question!
School of Fish: What is that?
Ugly Viking: Why is me face ugly?
School of Fish: *whisper whisper whisper* We have no clue.
Ugly Viking: *sighs and moves on*
The child swam upward and hopped on a pirate ship.
Viking: Ahoy, mateys!
Pirates: Ahoy!
Viking: I mus' ask ya a question!
Pirates: And that be?
Viking: Why I be so ugly?
Captain: I reckon you look rather fancy, matey!
Viking: Yo-ho-ho!
The ugly viking was no longer an ugly viking. He was now a handsome pirate!
Here be me contes' entry! The history is screwed up intentionally. I need feedback on the skin.
Thanks to ye, and
FAIR WINDS!
Ugly Viking: Anyone be here? I be'r not be heading straight to Davy Jones' Locker
School of Fish: Hello!
Ugly Viking: Ahoy, mateys! I mus' ask ya a question!
School of Fish: What is that?
Ugly Viking: Why is me face ugly?
School of Fish: *whisper whisper whisper* We have no clue.
Ugly Viking: *sighs and moves on*
The child swam upward and hopped on a pirate ship.
Viking: Ahoy, mateys!
Pirates: Ahoy!
Viking: I mus' ask ya a question!
Pirates: And that be?
Viking: Why I be so ugly?
Captain: I reckon you look rather fancy, matey!
Viking: Yo-ho-ho!
The ugly viking was no longer an ugly viking. He was now a handsome pirate!
Here be me contes' entry! The history is screwed up intentionally. I need feedback on the skin.
Thanks to ye, and
FAIR WINDS!
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He was born with his clothes and everything, and everyone in this family carried the ability to talk right away after birth.
THE SCREWED UP HISTORY AND SCIENCE THAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ IS COMPLETELY INTENTIONAL