You're staring at your dark closet. Your sheets are tucked tightly around your shaking toes. You hear a slurping sound, as if a monster is licking its lips fantasizing about eating you. Your eyes widen as the creature manifests itself from the closet. A long slobbery pink tongue comes out, soon followed by the most terrifying thing your eyes have ever seen. It's a clown, and not just any clown...Tongue-y the Clown!!!
Tongue-y the clown was once an ordinary clown, but he wasn't the sharpest knife in the cupboard. One day he thought that a taffy puller was a lollipop, so he started to lick it. Suddenly, the expected happened and Tongue-y's tongue was caught inside the taffy puller, stretching it out to a grotesque length. Disgusted by his appearance, Tongue-y banished himself to a closet. Now he wanders from closest to closet, licking people who he thinks are suckers (pun intended).

Tongue-y's weaknesses:
A good kick in the gut
Lady Gaga
Bad birthday cake.


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