Published Oct 14th, 2018, 10/14/18 10:17 am
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"Zlatalalala zalata zanan zatan"
This means "Greetings, I ate your house" in Lizzordianish. They come here every year, to suck the juice from every bitter grapefruit on earth, so that we may not have the pleasure, of the bitter, sour, surreal sensation.
They are rather harmless, as long as you don't mention Chinesus Clist. They'll go nuts. They will start so perform a Zatanish ritual, in which, they will first pull out their notebook, and sketch a really ugly distasteful drawing of you, doing the loundry. And they will exhibit this picture at the local art museum, where the drawing itself, will work as a voodoo doll, but instead of causing physical pain, it is nasty comments that gets sent through the drawing and into your head.
"Lol, look at that guy in that painting, he looks like a used sponge, that dried up the puke from a baby who had too much broccoli"
That's when you'll start crying, but that's another grave mistake. Because now they will notice your bitter, salty tears. And they will start to chant "Zalalalaza zalalaloozer zalalalemme eat your juicer", and then they will blend your blender, and drink it, together with your tears.
The thing is tho, once they get to drink a blended juicer or blender mixed with tears of grief and depression, they will get an insatiable hunger for bricks and wood. Meaning; they're gonna eat your house. It might take a while, but they will definitely do it.
This means "Greetings, I ate your house" in Lizzordianish. They come here every year, to suck the juice from every bitter grapefruit on earth, so that we may not have the pleasure, of the bitter, sour, surreal sensation.
They are rather harmless, as long as you don't mention Chinesus Clist. They'll go nuts. They will start so perform a Zatanish ritual, in which, they will first pull out their notebook, and sketch a really ugly distasteful drawing of you, doing the loundry. And they will exhibit this picture at the local art museum, where the drawing itself, will work as a voodoo doll, but instead of causing physical pain, it is nasty comments that gets sent through the drawing and into your head.
"Lol, look at that guy in that painting, he looks like a used sponge, that dried up the puke from a baby who had too much broccoli"
That's when you'll start crying, but that's another grave mistake. Because now they will notice your bitter, salty tears. And they will start to chant "Zalalalaza zalalaloozer zalalalemme eat your juicer", and then they will blend your blender, and drink it, together with your tears.
The thing is tho, once they get to drink a blended juicer or blender mixed with tears of grief and depression, they will get an insatiable hunger for bricks and wood. Meaning; they're gonna eat your house. It might take a while, but they will definitely do it.
| Credit | The toad that lives under your house, watching you while you're playing your filthy Nintendo Switch. YUCK. GROSS. |
| Gender | Other |
| Format | Java |
| Model | Steve |
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would they still eat the grapefruit if everything is made of those ducks, making grapefruit nonexistant?
wow.