Welcome to the criminal streets of England!

If you think that England is tea, Big Ben, and gentlemen on every corner, oh oh oh, how wrong you are!

Look out the window, what do you see?

Football fans grappled with an enemy firms, already teeth are flying in all directions! The Bobbies are chasing boozy chaves around the backyards, in their stupid helmets. And there some idiots decided to drive the ball right on the lawn of the local old man boring. In the woods outside the city, serious guys bury a dead man, far away from other people's eyes.

See, dude, this isn't a freaking King Arthur fairy tale, this is real f****ng England!