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Published May 19th, 5/19/24 10:55 am
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Ever thought Minecraft needed a touch more realism?
Well keep reading! This is the Constipation Pack!
By eating too much food at one time you will slowly become constipated! It will start out by weakening you, then slowing you down as you eat more food, eventually poisoning and withering you! To prevent death by consumption of food products, you can set up a cauldron of water and take a squat. Depending on your level of constipation, you will leave a nice little floater at the top of the cauldron.
The each floater breaks instantly and gives you a unique item from its own loot table, including its very own poop item! Below is a least of each poop, how you get it, and what it does!
After eating a Gapple or God Apple, and while you still have the Absorption effect, take a poop! You'll create the fabled Glistering Poop!
Glistering Poop can be broken to give all sorts of gold loot from gold nuggets to whole blocks and even the Totem of Explosive Diarrhoea!!
While holding this Totem in your offhand or mainhand, you will become EXPLOSIVE!!!! Taking any forms of damage with this item equipped will cause you to go KABOOM! Making for a great trap for your friends, or to rage-quit against a large pile of enemies. The Totem looks exactly the same as the Undying counterpart, but with a different material replacing its eyes...
This pack is RELATIVELY DIFFICULT, so I highly recommend downloading it :D
Ever thought Minecraft needed a touch more realism?
Well keep reading! This is the Constipation Pack!
By eating too much food at one time you will slowly become constipated! It will start out by weakening you, then slowing you down as you eat more food, eventually poisoning and withering you! To prevent death by consumption of food products, you can set up a cauldron of water and take a squat. Depending on your level of constipation, you will leave a nice little floater at the top of the cauldron.
The each floater breaks instantly and gives you a unique item from its own loot table, including its very own poop item! Below is a least of each poop, how you get it, and what it does!
Regular, Ordinary Dookie
The regular dookie can be made after eating 4+ items and while inflicted with no levels of constipation. It drops some farmable food items that you may not be able to access early game, as well as the Dookie item. Dookie can be crafted into Soft Dookie tools. Dookie can also be eaten!
Dookie Ball
Balls of dookie can be collected from poop piles at constipation level 1 and 2. They can be used to make Poisonous Arrows and Whoopee Cushions. Poisonous Arrows are self explanatory, but Whoopee Cushions are the new block present in this datapack. Whoopee Cushions are crafted with 1 Dookie Ball and 4 pieces of paper. When stood on by a player they release a soft fart noise and then a SPOOKY AS HELL CAVE NOISE to really JUMPSCARE your friends! Whoopee Cushions are small enough to be hidden INSIDE slab blocks while still capable of being activated.
Dookie Pile
Dookie Piles can be found in poop piles of constipation level 2. They don't do much on their own, but they can be crafted into various food types!
Dookie can be combined with steak and bread to create a Hamburger (Using the new McDonalds recipe). It is by far the best food type in the game, but takes twice as long to eat!
Dookie can also be combined with milk and cocoa beans in a bottle to create Coffee (Using existing Starbucks recipe's). It grants Speed and Haste 1 for 2 whole minutes!
Finally, Dookie Piles can be crafted with bonemeal in a ratio of 3:1 to create 4 manure! This basically quadruples your bonemeal as manure not only works the exact same, but can also be eaten! (Idk why you would, but beggars can't be choosers.)
Dookie can be combined with steak and bread to create a Hamburger (Using the new McDonalds recipe). It is by far the best food type in the game, but takes twice as long to eat!
Dookie can also be combined with milk and cocoa beans in a bottle to create Coffee (Using existing Starbucks recipe's). It grants Speed and Haste 1 for 2 whole minutes!
Finally, Dookie Piles can be crafted with bonemeal in a ratio of 3:1 to create 4 manure! This basically quadruples your bonemeal as manure not only works the exact same, but can also be eaten! (Idk why you would, but beggars can't be choosers.)
Dookie Bricks
Dookie Bricks are the top of the cream of the crop of this pack! Cracked Dookie Bricks can appear in poop piles of constipation level 3 or 4, and Dookie Bricks appear in level 4. Cracked Dookie Bricks can be crafted into Dookie Bricks, and Dookie Bricks can make Dookie Brick tools, tools just as strong as diamond with the durability of NETHERITE!
The Totem of Explosive Diarrhoea
After eating a Gapple or God Apple, and while you still have the Absorption effect, take a poop! You'll create the fabled Glistering Poop!
Glistering Poop can be broken to give all sorts of gold loot from gold nuggets to whole blocks and even the Totem of Explosive Diarrhoea!!
While holding this Totem in your offhand or mainhand, you will become EXPLOSIVE!!!! Taking any forms of damage with this item equipped will cause you to go KABOOM! Making for a great trap for your friends, or to rage-quit against a large pile of enemies. The Totem looks exactly the same as the Undying counterpart, but with a different material replacing its eyes...
This pack is RELATIVELY DIFFICULT, so I highly recommend downloading it :D
| Credit | Lupi the Pupi |
| Compatibility | Minecraft 1.20 |
| to | Minecraft 1.21 pre-release |
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