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Minecraft Business Man

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Level 43 : Master Engineer
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I'm a minecraft business man
Every day: I wake up, walk outside and trade with the local villagers.

Singleplayer:
When I'm in single player, I always take all of the village's supplies and trade them back to the villagers. In every world I incarcerate my villagers and force them to breed so I can amass emeralds galore. I worked on one world for a year and eventually made a giant skyscraper where all of my business was conducted. One floor had a wheat farm, one a sheep farm, one a sugar cane farm(and finally), the villager farm where I force them to trade with me; if they refuse to trade, I kill them to teach the rest a lesson. I am a socialist at it's finest. If you don't like it, drop into my fire pit of justice!

Muliplayer:
Whenever I'm in multiplayer, I take it upon myself to get acquainted with the economy plugin. By now I understand them all. The first thing I do when I spawn is checkout the server shop to view the prices and look for any exploits which I can... exploit. This is usually the best way to make money on medium size servers as most people trade items at rediculous prices. If I see an exploit, I'll go out and collect that particular block/material for a long while. When I'm established on the server and have a decent amount of money to throw around, I converse with the other players to feel out who might have the best prices. This can be determined fairly easily by stating something along the lines of "buying a diamond pick with x enchant on it" the ones who offer the pick for a low price, or say "I would trade if I had one" are the suckers I look for. I then take it upon myself to buy and create a large amount of weapons/armor/tools and stock pile them. I then slowly start to advertise the goods for inflated prices. Most chums don't know the first thing about economics so plenty of people are willing to buy. I offer the items for a reasonable price when a ton of people are on in hopes to start a bid war. Once I get two interested buyers, I calmly state "OMGEEEE BID WAAAARRRR!!!!!" and proceed to talk smack in hopes to raise the competition (and price). This creates rivalry and even if they wouldn't have spent 60 diamonds on a wooden hoe originally, they find themselves shelling out dough. The dough then goes back into the system where I turn it into the analogous 'bread and butter' of the trade--more tools and armor. I then rinse and repeat until I am the richest on the server. After that I usually hire some indentured servants to build something of a spectacular scale, usually a pyramid or a giant statue of myself smiting the server owner... or both. By this time most server owners try to ban me for "hax" because I have too much money. I then find a new server and start the server over, amassing vast riches which even bill gates can't comprehend.

I'm a minecraft business man and this is what I do.

Thanks to: Your Awesome for the Oliver Queen skin
www.planetminecraft.com/skin/oliver-queen-business/

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Update #1 : by aboveordinary 01/26/2014 4:57:01 pmJan 26th, 2014

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Derp Derp Banana
02/23/2014 12:26 am
Level 8 : Apprentice Architect
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In Single-Player you are a greedy self loving billionare, and you sound like Handsome Jack from Borderlands especialy with the killing Vilagers because they refuse to trade
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aboveordinary
02/23/2014 10:07 am
Level 43 : Master Engineer
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I love borderlands! XD
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Derp Derp Banana
02/26/2014 1:20 am
Level 8 : Apprentice Architect
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Thats Great
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Your Awesome
02/16/2014 10:31 pm
Level 19 : Journeyman Narwhal
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Thank you for giving me Credit!! :DD Diamond for U!!
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Jiloacom
01/26/2014 6:04 pm
Level 19 : Journeyman Scribe
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Nice.
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aboveordinary
01/26/2014 7:06 pm
Level 43 : Master Engineer
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thanks. I just wish I could actually change the formatting of this blog, it looks hideous :(
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WhalesAreSwag
01/24/2014 11:00 pm
Level 5 : Apprentice Miner
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Slave trader wut
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aboveordinary
01/25/2014 1:08 pm
Level 43 : Master Engineer
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I don't trade the slaves... I just kinda kill them
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WhalesAreSwag
01/25/2014 1:29 pm
Level 5 : Apprentice Miner
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That's A bit worse, Psychopathic tendencies and slaves wow!
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aboveordinary
01/25/2014 1:50 pm
Level 43 : Master Engineer
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meh, they don't seem to mind
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