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{◕ ◡ ◕} ≈Happy Birthday PMC!≈ {◕ ◡ ◕}

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Endersteve's Avatar Endersteve
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Hello again. Yea see that? I got your attention using generic techniques! Now I know its PMC's Birthday, huzzah because I don't really care about it, I really don't So I think I'll jump in and stick a pin in this fun situation and point out some of PMC's Downfalls (as I call them, consider them flaws if you will)

So many of you have read these already killed blogs about the rules on PMC so while doing this I'm doing that, obeying the rules (heehue) but at the same time being judgmental about what this site has to offer. This is a Noob's guide to this website.

Projects
First tab on here is Projects so its the first to be judged. Now each day you see these epic monumental stuff that basically puts you to shame and pushes you to the side because of the amount of times these builders want their product to look good using sloppy effects like Lenses flare and having a shades on to make their work as "neat" as passable. You can do this to with the right stuff (The effects, not the building)

Skins
I have killed this topic so many times its not even funny. Well it is, its just your opinion on it. Every day on the list of skins is the same,emo, generic and sloppy skins. And its vary rare that you see something good but knowing the majority of this site (You know who you are.) you will credit the slop and not the solid original content.

Texture Packs
Texture packs is a hard one to cover but allow me to plaster my words over the already said stuff you know. Every day on the Texture Packs you mainly see sloppy, bad and generic Texture's like Cod, Jon Smith and Splash clones but as the owner of said copied pack "Slightly Changed" Oh did I mention the poor Gun texture packs? All you have to do to get good diamonds, subs and credit.

Servers
Now this is a subject rarely touched upon but I think I'll be one of the first (And before you cry about how I'm not the first read it again from "one" to "first") Now on the servers you get mainly the generic PVP/Faction/Megabuild servers. Now I know these are not my taste but they may be yours that's fine but its the amount of them that coat the servers list with the same stuff. And imagine you going on a creative server and getting hyped up thinking you will do well, You think you do well until someone comes along and says you did bad.

Mods
Now as much as I want to beat the living heck out of this I wont because I will give credit to the modders for taking the time to code and add fun things to Mineshaft (Code is different to skins so no skinners stop crying over your pixels being hated by me.) although I wish most of the mods could be something other than guns or mobs that have no animation. But with that aside from that you can find some pretty good mods that make decoration more fun.

Blogs
Now this is where things become very, VERY sloppy in PMC. This has to be the crown of all things on PMC. Mainly on the blogs you can find many flaws in how Blobs work. You can easily exploit this and get easy Subs, Diamonds and Favorites. I even parody some sloppy trends that eventually die a day or so after posting.
(No I'm not saying I kill these trends, although that is my intention.) The main overused techniques used in daily blobs are as followed.
-Unfitting Anime
-Lenses Flare
-Interviews with Objects - NON ALIVE OBJECTS
-Rants on Skins
-Art Blobs
-Did you know Mineshaft Facts
-General Bad Blogs

Well Happy Birthday PMC and Hello Views. I hope this helps you on your walk in the world of PMC. Have fun with your content and I hope things go well for you. Also if you get haters just agree with them and it should shut them up.
PS. This helps with tips on how to get to the front page.
KEY TO FRONT PAGE

~Endersteve
Again, Happy Birthday PMC

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11/09/2013 8:05 pm
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doc10000
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i like pie
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11/09/2013 1:23 pm
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Who am I again
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The confetti on top of the page should stay there for the rest of time. it's hypnotizing how fun it is.
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11/09/2013 4:20 pm
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CycloneChilli
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Ikr. It follows your mouse, its so cool!!!
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11/10/2013 7:50 pm
Level 12 : Journeyman Zombie
Who am I again
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and if you change your screen size to 25%, you can make it go insanely fast, seriously, try it out.
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11/12/2013 4:19 pm
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CycloneChilli
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NOOO!!! The confetti is gone!! Planet Minecraft, how could you?
Is there a cached web page or way to get it back?
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11/09/2013 6:25 am
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AyreTV
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Quite a clever blog, although you may want to check some spellings! :)
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11/24/2013 5:36 pm
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JavaBuckets
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yea and some commas would be nice too :3 but indeed a clever blog xD
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11/08/2013 10:43 pm
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MayuriYandere
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diamond for posting two of my favorite anime's in one blog
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11/08/2013 10:11 pm
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DigitalSword
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Ha!
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