Well. Looks like I got another list. Here we go again. And Lol DAT IMAGE! Credit to Captin_Shredder for the logic blaze idea. Be mindful this is a joke and is not to be taken extremely seriously. Minecraft is my favorite computer game and is pretty amazing. Again, this is a joke, remember that! Sorry if this isn't bullet point, but it won't let me do that. Bear with me here! At least this list is funny. Enjoy! 1. I hope the ender dragon doesent mind me taking his crystals. BOOM. 2. I just want to see your beeeutiful face mr. Enderman!(5min later) minute five. I've barely outran it. The enderman. it's coming for me as I speak. I might not survi-OH GOD! 3. "Oh, so you have a nice house with lots of resources? Allow me to make the explosion of my people" SAID EVRY CREEPER EVER. 4. Blazes float in midair along with their rods. Logic is still in the nether deciding how this works. 5. Armor is good protection. That's why it doesn't protect you from falls. 6. Leather armor is the worst armor. That's why it's the hardest to make. 7. Wow! I've never seen red water!(jumps in) AHHHHHHH!!! HELP!!!! HELPHELPHE-(dies). 8. Coco beans take almost 1 min to fully grow. Infinite kookies!!! 9. Vegita! What's the scouter say about the noob level for minecraft? ITS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAND!!!(no offense to anyone) 10. 95% of lava deaths happen in the nether. 11. I knew I shouldn't have high fived the zombie pigman! 12. Just another day in the nether. With a ghast. That blew my portal up. With a fire charge. 13. I play mincraft on a Mac. It's much better than a PC. 14. If a wooden door is made with wood planks, then shouldn't an iron door be made with iron blocks? SAID NO ONE EVER. 15. I wonder what this button does!(spams the button and after a while). Hmm. I Guess it does nothing. Time to push it some more! 16. Villages were invented so that forever alone single player people could actually raid something. 17. What if the sun and the moon in minecraft never move, and the planet is just rotating forward? Mind=blown 18. What does the creeper say? BOOM you're dead. 19. I like turtles. A lot. Lolz 20. WHAT THE HECK IS A SONIC? 21. I can count to cobblestone. 22. When you see it.... Toolateyoublewup. 23. Who else thinks the 1.7 flowers are..... PRETTY? 24. Oh boy diamonds! (Enderman pops out of nowhere and takes the diamonds) enderman: NO. (warps away) 25. Why do villagers trade me bombs? 26. When you shift, you FART. 27. (Driving a boat across infinite ocean) LEDALLEDALLEDALLEDAL 28. SQUID ON MY FACE SQUID IN MY FACE 29. (Noob) Gold IZ da best buildin materiel 30. (Guy joins a Canadian server) chat: HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO GDAY HELLO HELLO WELCOME HELLO WELCOME WELCOME HELLO WELCO-SORRY SORRY SORRY OH GEEZ SORRY 31. In the latest snapshot, notch is adding in NEW DIRT. QUE THE NOOB RANTING ON THE NEW DIRT ( No offense to anyone who likes the new dirt. 32. Makes a giant piece of TNT out of TNT and sets it off, saying, LETS MAKE SOME NOISE. And now, you need to go buy a new headset. You're welcome. 33. BUNIIIIIIEEEEEEEESSSS34. ladies and gentlemen: the killer rabbit of minecraft. Need I say anything else? 35. (Another noob one) ILL JUST STICK THESE STICKS IN MY EYES AND DRINK SOME FRESH BREWD LAVA. SMELLS LIKE HOMEMADE! 36. Falling off a ledge in mine craft practically breaks your legs, but eating a porkchop fixes them. TEH POWA OF POWAKCHAP CAMPALLS YEW. 37. sheep named Jeb_ have rainbow fur. NOW ALL WE NEED IS RAINBOW WOOL. 38. that moment when you're about to fight someone with you're sword, charging at them on your horse, aaaaaaaaaand your wifi is ded. 39. Did I ever tell you the definition... Of insanity? Insanity... Is mining in a straight line, one block after another, and expecting something to change. 40. (Jumps in lava) I do believe I am on fire. (Proceeds to scream and flail about in pain) 41. WHY DONT WE JUST TAKE  SOME TORCHES - AND PUT THEM IN OUR FURNACES FOR INFANATE SMELTING POWER? 42. SELL MINECRAFT TO MICROSOFT THEY SAID. NO ONE WILL CARE THEY SAID. 43. if only we had a Gibbus hat like tf2 that only noobs could wear, then we could easily spot noobs without having to watch them. Speaking of which... 44. here we see the exotic and rare n0ob, gathering dead bushes for the winter, and carefully inspecting which kind of dirt he should use for his home, let's see if we can get any closer.... 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50.