Squishy, slimy, smushy,
Swimming in the sea.
Mr. Squashy Bloshfish,
As happy as can be! ^.^

The most beautiful creature,
voted ugliest.
I read the hurtful comments,
but you're not the unluckiest!

The Aye-Aye and the mole-rat,
only wish to be like you!
But how can they be so fabulous,
then they roll in their own poo!

So majestic Mr. Blobby,
Swimming in the sea.
Have a squishtastic life, Blobby,
be as happy as can be!