Everyone wants to be what they dreamed of like a firefighter, a astronaut, a cop, and even a car salesman. All Prescott Evans wanted was to be a a musician. Prescott's father bought him a guitar for this 11th birthday and to this day he plays with it on the streets for money like a loser.  ''Look daddy! A song!'' shouted a little girl.  ''One I sleeped with a girl, and then she took my money that seducer became my wife and that's why we don't have kids!'', sung Prescott. ''LUNITIC!'' shouted then father of the little girl who punched Prescott in the face. ''Sir, we asked you so many times to not play next to this building, it is illegal, so go before I call lawsuit.'' said the owner of the building. ''Okay'' grumbled Prescott. That night Prescott went home to his wife, Mary. ''Hey honey!'' said Mary Mary. ''Hey'' grumbled Prescott. ''Honey, what happened to your face!'' shouted Mary. ''Some douchebag maced me in the face'' said Prescott ''Well sit down I'll get you some ice. You know you should get a job. '' Well where am I gonna find a job?'' questioned Prescott. ''Well do what my father did, lok in the newspapaers.'' ''Okay I'll try that just for you.''. The next morning, Prescott did what his wife said and looked in the newspapaers. One by one, he looked and looked with no jobs he's good at. Until one job interested him. They were looking for a filer in the Oppidus Building in Scotfield Street. Prescott quickly circled the slot on the newspapaer. The Next Day after greeting Mary, Prescott quickly strode to the building into an elevator. In the elevator, was a woman going to the ninth floor. Prescott was going to the 7½ floor. He quicly got confused because the 7½ button wasn't in there. ''Going to the 7½ floor?'' said the woman. ''Yes please.'' ''Hang on.'' said the woman. She grabbed a crowbar and jammed it when it was at the end of the 6th floor. She opened and said ''Go in quickly and duck your head.''Prescott was astonished on about how the floor was 5ft He had to couch to move to the waiting room. After waiting 10 minutes in the room, a woman came in. ''Prescott Evans?'' ''Yes, mam'' said Prescott. ''Follow me'' she ordered him. The lady brought him to the Owner of the buildings office. ''Are you Prescott Evans?'' asked the owner. ''Yes sir'' ''Well Hi! I'm Lester Wood, the owner of this building. Let me bring you to your office.'' ''Um... ok.'' said Prescott. ''Here's your office. All you need to do is file these folders and put then in the filing cabniet.'' ''Ok, got it.'' answered Prescott. ''One more thing'' said Mr. Wood, ''Be careful with the ceiling.'' As Prescott was doing his job, a folder fell behind the cabniet. ''God dammit'', cursed Prescott. He moved the cabneit and found a little door. ''That's odd'' said Prescott. He opened it and looked inside. Slowly he crawled in and was soon sucked inside screaming. A image showed up of a man eating toast, but not eating the crust. He got up and who was it. It was the one and only Nicolas Cage in the refection of a mirror. ''Oh my god!'' shouted Prescott. Prescott spawaned in a field, wet with water. He ran straight to his apartment. ''Mary, I just found a portal to Nicolas Cage's mind!'' ''What?'' questioned Mary. ''Quick come with me.'' Prescott and Mary ran to his working building. They went to his office and crawled in the door. 15 minutes later, they both spawned at the field all mind blowned. ''I don't know what's happening to me, George.'' said Nicolas Cage ''It's like there are voices in my head. ''Calm down, Nic your probably not getting any sleep.'' said George Clooney ''You know what I'm going to get to the bottom to this.'' As Nicolas Cage was walking downtown, a voice shook him. ''Hey Cage if you wanna know what's going on go to this building.'' said a masked man giving him the address. Nicolas Cage soon snuck in and found the door. Gulping, he crawled slowly and slowly until the door was closed shut. The Next morning, Prescott got back to work. Suprised he found that the door disappered. He found the written address. Prescott soon had a vision when the masked man revealed himself. It was a duplicate of Nicolas Cage. ''My god'' whispered Prescott.