Hey all you politically correct numskulls out there! It's me, volt, with a very important message. For everyone, be you a Jew, Muslim, or Buddhist. Not Christians, though.

I recently discovered that each of my old blogs all say either something good about the open market, or something bad about central planning. So, in order to compensate for this, I'm going to make a blog which empowers everyone, except white, Christian, Republican, males.

What does it mean to coexist? Coexisting is when two or more things simultaneously, you guessed it, exist.

MINECRAFT ALERT! MINECRAFT ALERT! Since this blog doesn't have to do with Minecraft, I better relate it. I built a really cool town hall on my server yesterday and rode a pig around. There.

Anyway, back to coexisting, which is something each and everyone of us should do. We have to be diverse and expand our minds. We just have to take it in, and instead of saying things, why not just listen?

Now,
what coexisting really means: if you are a white American male, your ancestors have done something wrong to some minority group, which really isn't even a minority anymore. You have to treat Muslims, Jews, African Americans, and Asians with more respect than you would with anyone else. Why? Because they're better people than you.

Even with groups like Al Qaeda and jihad extremists, you always have to accept any terror they bring, just to make the good Muslims not feel left out or bad.

Even with people like Mao Zedong, who killed a bunch of people, same with Stalin and Castro, we need to treat all forms of communism as if it doesn't directly affect democracy and free market society, which it does.

So in conclusion, everyone has to get one of these stupid bumper stickers and ride around. Why? Because you don't care if you look dumb.

No one does.

We're humans. We have no sense of discretion or self-control.

Thanks for reading, and keep in mind this was meant as a joke, and I hope I offended no one. But I'm not sorry if I did.