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Creeper 101: Your creeper and you. Part 1

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YOUR CREEPER AND YOU:

So, you are looking to train your creeper eh? Well, lets begin the lesson before I list off all the things that are dumb with that idea.

Chapter 1: Safety

First off compliment your creeper on how its pretty... eh, eyebrows shine in the light. It will make it feel warm inside. Now before you give your creeper a big ol' hug and blow to pieces, lets start with the basics. First, lets make some diamond armor. If you think this was going to be a cheap pet, go back to your house and swim in your pool filled with coal.

After you have the armor set and ready, make an enchantment table. Put some protection on it. When you fail to train your creeper and meat chunks and powder fly everywhere, you will thank me once you are alive. A good think to do is to go on creative mode for beginners. Just make sure not to hit the creeper with a stick. Can't make that mistake twice.

Chapter 2: Feeding your creeper

Your creeper by now is scared, confused, and about to blow a massive crater in the earth's crust, so calm it with some food. Creepers eat, and listen carefully, YOU NEED TO READ CAREFULLY AS I LIST OFF THESE THINGS, ok so they eat: chickensdirtrocksbeansjessicasimpsonporkicecreamjustinbieberleavescowsandbillclinton.

NEVER FEED CREEPERS SUGAR (unless you want a hole bigger than the economy in your world) EVER. Creepers take in sugar as poison, just like dogs and chocolate, or Bella Swan and garlic, and should never ingest it. If they happen to eat sugar, keep calm, calmly walk to a pit of lava, and carefully submerge your entire body in it.

Read part two here:
http://www.planetminecraft.com/blog/creeper-101-your-creeper-and-you-part-2/
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