this is not much of a joke but im going for it
So you have creeper problems huh
one word warden

step 1: find that ANNOYING SREAMING THING
step 2: Step on it >:)
step ok this is boring: lead it above to ur house at night
step 4: bring to creeper
best step: watch the chaos unfold >:) from your safe house:)
W0RST STEP: find out that the warden is not leaving and you only have diamond armor (or something else)
EVEN WORSTER STEP: It one hits you with any armor you have on.

That is how you get rid of creepers
and I also know that worster is not a word.
lol
if you want to comment how bad this is idc go for it
also say ow if you did this and died
also if u somehow survive all these steps say i survived the warden and i will give you emeralds and a big HOW in response.
wow