Yippe-kai-creeper y'all, the name's Crepp, Crepp Qemmintine, and we finally back for another GUIDE. TO. SURV. IVALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. Today you'll learn how to... DEFEAT THE ENDER DRAGON IN MINECRAFT!!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!! LET'S GET STARTED.

Gearin' up
Now to be a proper Minecraftian, y'all needuh punch de tree and get the wood. Those players are called THE WOODPUNCH'HERRRRRRRRRRS. Dumber than the dumbest and 70% of all bedrock edition players, they have to use de creative mode to defeat the ender dragon. Well for them and Allah YOU Java players, Imma teach you how to prepare.

1. First, you need to go to the nether and defeat the nether dragon AKA the wither. But first you need to grab the diamond armour from the last episode and practice ge'n' rid o' the wither by grabbin' your trusty [​turtle_helmet] and plunging to de ocean monument to battle the ELDER GUARDIAN. They'll give you minin' fatigue, which'll stop mining for diamond OP wdeapomn.
2. After you're defeating the guardian, you gotta get some more diamonds and about 20 obsidian. And a book. Use the book with diamonds and obsidian to make AN ENCHANTMENT TABLEEEEE. We'll talk XP in a future episode, but in short, just mine a whole buncha ores and kill de mobs so you can get levels to enchant your armour. MOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE POWUREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Firin' the Fire
Got you diamond pick? Good. Now dig diagonally down until you cross some lava. Get your water bucket, pour it on the lava, get the obsidian, make a rectangle, and get some flint! Make steel with iron, light the portal. Step inside! Congrats, you're now a multidimensional species! Like you always planned out. HMMMMMMMMM?

1. Build a base to protect your nether portal because those darn ghasts keep blowing them up. Speaking of, if a ghost shoots at you and you click on the fire ball to send it back to the ghast, it'll kill him and you get the RETURN TO SENDER YEEEEEEAHHHH.
2. Now you'll need to go get some valuable resources like more gold, quartz, and the brand new very rare netherite ore. Now you can go to a bastion and get some more netherite and gold, but BEWARE piglins!!!
3. Afterwards, find THE MOST NEWEST ITEM IN MINCEY-RĀFT EVER!!! The BRAND. NEW. Upgrade template!!!!! Use the netherite to craft your tools to netherite.
4. Go to a fortress and get some blaze rods and wither skeleton skulls. Then find an enderman and trap her in a boat. Then 4-shot her to get ender pearls. Or you could trade with piglins to get some ender pearls but that's harder.

To the stronghold!!!
Now you're ready to fight the Mrs. Jean Dragon herself! Be sure to grab some beds and TNT for this situation.

1. After you have your gear, beds, and TNT, craft the blaze rods into blaze powder. Then make the powder and ender pearls into ender eyes. Use some to get to the stronghold. After a bit of navigation, you'll find yourself in the end portal room. Use the remaining eyes to fill the portal and off you go!!!
2. IT IS TIME. Jean, she's a naughty one. Use your beds after she perches to deal massive damage. Eventually, you'll have to do some melee attacks. At last, you've defeated the Ender Dragon! Now head into the end gateway and start searching...
3. ...for an end city. After you find one wit a ship, HEAD UP IMMEDIATELY!!! Get the elytra and some rockets, and off you go!!! Head back to the end gateway to the main island, nab the dragon egg with a torch, and head into the portal. After 500 gazillion terayears of gods congratulating you, now you have the choice to die or quit or even...
4. ...do it all over again. Go to the nether and get the necessary blocks to make end crystals to go back to the end to put the crystals there to summon the dragon to have a harder fight to open up more end gates. Now you can do that forever and ever.

Welp I spent 9 months on this thing, see you next time. ZzzzzZZzzzzzzzz

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