He came from derpvile and he's parents were Mr and Mrs deep
His secret identity Is derp wayne.
His power is distracting kids at school hiding under their beds and eating through his nose

.....He doesn't get outside much

level up derpieness

Low derp i eat worms
middle derp i chew worms and eat my toes
High derp I run into walls
if you say this your derpman
Your hitting a wall friend comes in "friend" what are you doing
You this wall owe me money " crapy joke #1