Monday:

First things first, this is NOT a diary. When I asked my friend Notch I PACIFICALLY told him I wanted a JOURNAL. Just so you know, I will not be writing my feeling in here, I'll just be telling you about my sad, sad life.

I live in a 5-star appartment with my friend notch, since he made minecraft. I actually coded all the creepers and the ender dragon and splash potions, all Notch does is sit on the chair, think what to add to the game, struggle to code and get me to do the dirty work. Notch is  stupid, he only got his high school diploma because his father is the princable and gave him WAY more marks than he should have, in fact, he'd probably still be in 3rd grade.

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                                  Notch:              4          =         21?

Jeb goes to the Mojang Heaquaters with us every weekday, we creeps me out so much. He can chew with his belly buton and has a 'secret frekle' he asks everyone about if  they wanna see it, but I don't even wanna THINK what it looks like.  I mean, Notch is being a long term project of getting him to be mature, so I'm not gonna even give it a go with JEB.

Thursday:

I never mentioned why i got this journal, so I think I should tell you. Tommorow, when 1.8.3 FINNALY comes out, I'm going to put in the launcher info, 90% of everything in minecraft is made be Steve. Once everyone knows that I made most of the game, I'll get all the credit, and the peparatzi will be after me, so I can photocopy my Journal and just throw it, and they'll all wonder about me and all fight for this journal.

                                                         _______________                                                             
                                                        /                             /
                                                       /  DIARY of            /
                                                      /  STEVE O'           /
                                                     /     BRIEN             /
                                                    /                             /
                                                   /      copyright        /
                                                  /      762801846    /
                                                
To be honest, I think my ideas rubish, but I need a use for it, you see, our I'm out of my apartment and on the streets. You see, Notch is very sensative, and if he saw this in a trash can, he'd go beserk, and plus, I can't just throw it on the streets, Notch checks if I'm writing in it every night, and the past two nights I've be struggiling to think of things, so I've had to pretend to write in it, leaving these few squiggles:




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                                                            Notch's perspective:
Tuesday:

      1.84 is finnaly almost out, I catn can't blei  believe it! I hope Steve is really happy! He doesn't know his version's a mod and it's different, he'll be sad. He's always shoving me out my esat seat so he can make everything, he's just so enfuiaplic enthusiastic all the time but he makes up for it when he takes one for the bean team by taking the blame for things I axeidenth accidently do to herobrine, by saying he sucks and speedily running away, he whispers something to him always, but i can't hear it all:




                                                 YOU SUCK! (more __an No__h)







I know it's short but this mini series is just an extra from every Diary of a Wimpy Steve so it will be posted shortly after every normal Diary of a Wimpy Steve post.