Chapter 1: Dirt is love.

        'Im alone...starving...cold...sad, In this cave there is nothing but a rubbish piece of Irons,Gold,Diamonds and even some stupid emerald! "Brrrrr Im so cold i wish i could find som..." i shuttered myself when i saw the being the majestic, the wonderful, its a dirt, oh how grateful i am for this discovery! i have been searching this whole cave found nothing but some shitty jewelry, but now here it lies, the majestic one and only dirt, after im done thinking of how long it takes to find this dirt, i pick it up and then running with glee, "Im so happy dirt, you and i will be forever together!" i screamed with joy, but for a second i stopped "What is this red water that seems to be crying?..." i said to myself after im done sawing some sort of crying red water, "Im gonna make it feel better by me swimming in it!" I said to myself''
          'How an unimaginable mistake i have make as i kept drowning in the crying red flaming (now that i have touched the liquid) water, "Dirt i think its time for you and me to say goodbye..." i said to my beautiful dirt as we drown together in peace and harmony, after a long time of searching i finally found my true love dirt, but our love cant be put at a long time, but atleast me and dirt can die together happily....'Tears running down through my cheeks my body been turned to be a liquid meat second by second "i guess it is the time...dirt" as that last word run through my mouth i have breathed my last piece of air and there it goes god have taken my life away....
          'I woke up in a place a place where everything seems white and cloudy but there's something that catch my eyes, its a man with white clothes "Welcome dear Derptron iam notch the creator of time and space and the creator of you" "Notch, Where am i? and where is dirt?! where is the love of my life?!" I screamed with rage to the man that said to create me "Calm down derptron if i want i can right now erase your existence from time and space and i can also erase any piece of memory of someone on you" as that last word being said by the 'god' i growled then calmed down "Okay 'god' im gonna calm down a bit just tell me where i am and what happen to dirt?" "Dirt? you mean this block?" notch than pull out a square brown block that happens to be dirt "WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH DIRT?!" I screamed in anger by seeing the god playing with my dirt playfully "well if you wanna get this piece of trash back you gotta atleast fulfill my task." "What kind of task by your meaning?" i asked in a slightly angered tone "well you gotta find Herobrine, the god of destruction, the king of the nether, my brother....." The god telling me my task with a tear running down through his both cheeks "Why do i even going to do that notch?" "Because if you dont..." he said with a slightly disturbed tone while creating a hologramic picture that shows my lovely dirt being went up in flames and melting into nothingness "thats what happen" notch said with a slightly wicked smile "So do you up for the deal derptron?...." "Grrrrr" i growled and thinked for a few second, man these heaven wind were making me cold! "I will fulfill your task if its for the sake of my love!" "Then farewell your journey begins now!" then he clapt his finger.
             'Now i woke up in a bed but this bed is so soft yet so small, i can see some plastic star spinning above my little head, wait LITTLE?! and thats when i realize i have been reborned into a form of a baby, well i guess i have to wait and trained for a few years before i begin my journey of finding Herobrine.


Chapter 2: Growing up.

            Well because now im a freaking baby i cant do anything, but well the author can just fast forward it! author please? Ok but next time DO NOT CROSS THE FORTH WALL, YA GOT DAT?!, hihihi yes. ~~~Time flies. Now, im a toddler im beginning to learn how to speak so to said 'human' language, their teaching me how to spell! i already know that! well because i have been reborned and i still have my memory humble humble blah blah..."But Ms.Alyssa i already know how to spell!" i said to an adult which we called 'teacher', those freak were actually a freaking bunch of dictator."No no Steve you cant spell and im going to teach you how to spell, now this is a chicken, c-h-i-c..." "Chicken yes this is a dumb chicken can i now go draw things?" *sigh* my teacher hold and release her breath, actually for a long period of time, "Yes Steve go draw things but dont be like Ian that likes to draw ummm viral stuff" "Okay Ms.Alyssa!" yah now i can draw things, wait i remembered another thing, in this new life my parents gave me the name of Stevenson Schmidt pretty cool right? "Steve, where's my lunch money?" Ian suddenly approach me with his Gritty, Smelly, Ugly, Unhigenic, Bloody, Terrifying teeth "Go earn your own punk" i said angrily "Well Steven get ready to get beaten up" Then he punch me, ow. Well, we both have then been taken to the kindergarten principal office.
               "Ian, Steve, what is the problem here?" our principal Mr.Harold ask us both, by both I mean he stares deeply into Ian eyes with an unimaginable scary stare, almost like staring into hi soul...brrrrrr scary booo, "Umm Mr.Harold....Steve started it..." "What?!" I sharpned my anger eyes "Now now steve calm down. Ian im afraid im gonna have to send you home and talked to your parents later" "Grrrr Okay Mr Harold" Then he leaves with gritted teeth, and that the moment where school has ended, YAY!, anyway im still a toddler so im still in a kindergarten..yah.
               On the way home i see Ian with tears running down his cheeks his sob was so loud... "Ummm Ian why are you crying?" i asked him "*sob* Steve...? *sob*" "Yes buddy even though you punch my beautiful face, im still going to listen to a friends problem" "friends? *sob* " "Yes buddy" "well steve *sob* when i arrived at my home i saw my dad with a *sob* head down, so i asked him what is the problem...then... he told me that *sob* mom had a cancer..." and by last sentence Ian Cry became louder and louder, "Buddy....Dont be so sad like that i lost someone i love before but..." "*sob* Steve you lost someone you love to?" "Yes i lost my beautiful love Dirt" Ian seems shocked by my saying, maybe he thinks me crazy "Well, better have a crazy Friend than have none.." and after our convertation we became best friend and i told him all my secret, at first he didnt belive me but after some lore of this world that i told to him he belive me, and promoise to help me on my journey.