(12:00 pm)

Steve: "All right time to get started, I heard this game is EPIC! I'm gonna need some shelter, but where are all the trees? All I see is sand, water, and cactus!"

(Discovering that he was in a desert biome, Steve ventured to find some trees for shelter.)

(2:30 pm)

Steve: "Finally some trees. Wait, why don't these trees fall over? This disregards all of the laws of physics! Whatever, that doesn't matter. Uh, I'm hungry. Hey, maybe that pig has something for me to eat."

(Steve walks up to the pig and stares at it intensively.)

Steve: "Excuse me Mr. Piggy, do you have any food for me? I'm hungry."

(Mr. Piggy didn't answer and Steve started to get annoyed.)

Steve: "I'm gonna kill you!!!! Hey, raw porkchops!"

(4:00 pm)

Steve: "I gotta start getting busy on my house, night's coming. Wood there, plank there, plank here, glass over there, and finally a door. There, isn't that beautiful?"

(6:30 pm) (night)

Steve: "Ok, time to hide in my house until day. Maybe I should've made a sword or something just in case, but I'm safe so that doesn't matter."

Zombie: "GRARRR!!"

(The zombie starts pounding on the door and Steve's heart stops. He goes to his crafting table to attempt to build a sword.)

Steve: "UGHHH, how do I build a $#&^!@! sword!!! NOOOOOO!!!!

(The zombie breaks down the door and walks slowly at Steve. Steve is instantly killed.)

Steve: "That's it I give up. Minecraft, you suck!!!"

(After a minute)

Steve: "...On to multiplayer!!!"

I don't know about you guys, but that is how my singleplayer normally goes. I starve, don't build shelter in time, and have zombies bust down my doors. Remember to diamond if you liked!