FUNNY JOKES!
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Why did the Dinosoaur cross the road? Cause the Chicken doesn't exist yet!
A duck and a chicken went to a restaraunt, when they were done eating, who had to pay the bill? The Duck!: Because he has the bill! (bill = beak)
A monster came to a man and asked: Would you like to be invited for dinner? The man was afraid to not accet the inventation: hes scared of the monster)
After they finished eating, the man disapeered!
What happend to the man?
He was supper! Flashback: would you like to be invited for supper.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove hes not chicken!!
A guy went for a trip, he left on Friday, 5 days later he came back on Friday! How?
Because he left on Friday the horse!
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