*Hey my friend just got me to join minecraft... love it but seriously, I don't get it* (This is a Real Story)

SO! I was walking around my new world, complaining that the graphics suck and all, not knowing what to do. When AHOY I see a frickin pig. So I'm like, HELL YEAH! Now here's so action. So I start punching it and all and it starts running away. SO I waste 'bout ten minutes trying to run after the pig and kill it. In my opinion who kills pigs by punching them 7 times (or was it 8 or 9... whatever doesn't matter) but anyway, the sun starts to set and I'm like well that's cool, but I didn't know what to do so I call my friend up and ask him for some basics. SO he says punch trees.... punch trees? seriously that sounds like the most retarded thing ever, but I punch them trees and I get a block. SO i started punching more trees and It was pretty fun! (Not!) By then its real dak and I have like 6 blocks and am totally lost so I ask my friend why its so dark and he's like WHA?!?!? It's dark, do you have a shelter and I'm like shelter? and he's like oh shiiiiiiot! Right then I heard a ssssssssssssss coming from my speakers and I ask my friend what makes the ssss-, I didn't get the chance to find out... Yea, so far, minecraft sucks.

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